I Am Not Funny Quotes
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I Am Not Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I am not fake, I am just to good to be true
— Mahsati Abdul
You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me.
— Kurt Vonnegut
I am not fond of speaking about politics because I don't have in my possession an army of 200,000 soldiers.
— Franz Liszt
I am not showing off. I am just being expressive!
— Nelson Jack
I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:
— Mahsati Abdul
They are funny, too. And not always intentionally, either, which as far as I am concerned is the very best kind of funny.
— Michael Booth
I am not schizoid. A little manic-depressive, maybe.""'Know thyself.'"
"We try, sir. — Lois McMaster Bujold
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
— Will Rogers
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
— Lucille Ball
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
— Rowan Atkinson
Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.
— Vantile Whitfield
People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films.
— Kapil Sharma
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.
— Karl Pilkington
My darling, you are indisposed! You must remain abed for the next eight months. Little Buford - ""I am NOT naming our child Buford ... — Cassandra Clare
Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding
— Jesse Andrews
I may not always be right, but when I am, I admit it
— Ken Murray
I am too much alien and not enough monkey to fit in here.
— Melissa St. Hilaire
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
— Jo Brand
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.'
— Shailene Woodley
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.
— Helen Fielding
I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.
— Nouriel Roubini
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
— Carol Burnett
I think therefore I am not sure.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
— Jeremy Clarkson
You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest.
— Laurann Dohner
