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I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Nicole Kidman: I was told I had a two per

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman

I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By The Walking Dead: Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That

Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there. — The Walking Dead

I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Tranea Prosser: I've been single so long that if I

I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant! — Tranea Prosser

I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: Most republicans are against contraception because they don't

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway. — Chelsea Handler

I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: A couple weeks ago I was on the

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin

I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Olive B. Persimmon: The first time someone asked me if I

The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair — Olive B. Persimmon

I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: I said: All right, talk, but do you

I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... — Dashiell Hammett

I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Tracy Morgan: I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny. — Tracy Morgan

I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Amy Lane: That much sexual tension makes me want to

That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that's just not attractive in a pregnant woman. — Amy Lane

I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Jay Leno: You know what they say when a supermodel

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one. — Jay Leno

I Am Pregnant Funny Quotes By Georgina Chapman: It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm

It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant. — Georgina Chapman