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The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.
— The Covert Comic
I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny.
— Dominic Chianese
I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
— Woody Allen
You are perfect for a female."
"Not where I come from."
"Then they're using the wrong standard. — J.R. Ward
"Not where I come from."
"Then they're using the wrong standard. — J.R. Ward
I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.
— Michael Summers
I thought maybe she was trying to be funny but then realized this was impossible to do without a sense of humor.
— Chelsea Handler
Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.
— Douglas Adams
There was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had.
— Raymond Carver
It's best not to get settled on things being a certain way, I realized. Life had a funny way if interrupting your plans.
— Tracey Porter
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
— Zach Galifianakis
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
Discovering Samuel Beckett in college was a big deal for me. I realized you could be very funny and very dark at the same time.
— Billy Collins
Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.
— Tony Randall
I lied. I do that, you know, when it suits me. I would have thought you'd realized that by now.
— Anne Stuart
I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend.
— Augusten Burroughs
Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?
— Jaclyn Moriarty
Feelings are a funny thing, he realized. They're always more tangled and contradictory and complex than we want them to be. Than we care to admit.
— Catherine Ryan Hyde
I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered
— Johnny Moscato