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Time reveals all translation to be paraphrase.
— Richard Howard
Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)
— Andrew Sturm
But sometimes things are said and they're not just words. They are everything that one person thinks of another in a sentence. Just one sentence.
— Richard Flanagan
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
— Jimmy Cannon
The living usually won't see the dead.
— Beetlejuice
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
— George Jean Nathan
I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.
— Adam Ferrara
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'
— Oscar Wilde
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
— Jim Davidson
Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today.
— R.J. Gonzales
The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
— Nicole McKay
Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real."Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George
Gratitude is peace.
— Anne Lamott
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
— Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
— Henny Youngman
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
She wondered if she'd taken the first step on the road away from her dreams. What scared her was how easy it had been to do it.
— Matthew Thomas
The same power that stopped the sun and raised Christ from the grave lives in every believer!
— Steven Furtick
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am.
— Victoria Denault
I have my own opinions, but my songs don't share them.
— Shania Twain
