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If I Call You Quotes By Penny Reid: Go then." I shrugged. "And if you lock

Go then." I shrugged. "And if you lock yourself out of your car don't call me. I won't be answering my cell phone. — Penny Reid

If I Call You Quotes By Michael Mina: I don't know if you call a burger

I don't know if you call a burger 'recession food.' It's comfort food. — Michael Mina

If I Call You Quotes By Jim Thompson: If I wasn't a decent woman I'd heist

If I wasn't a decent woman I'd heist a leg and pee in your ear until it washed out that stinking pile of crap you call brains. — Jim Thompson

If I Call You Quotes By Cameron Jace: What if I they didn't call me the

What if I they didn't call me the Evil Queen, would you have thought of me as an angel? — Cameron Jace

If I Call You Quotes By Jessica Love: If we meet in person, then you can't

If we meet in person, then you can't call me Ghost anymore. I won't be a ghost. I'll be real. — Jessica Love

If I Call You Quotes By K.D. Sarge: Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If

Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward. — K.D. Sarge

If I Call You Quotes By Swami Vivekananda: Oh, if only you knew yourselves! You are

Oh, if only you knew yourselves! You are souls; you are Gods. If ever I feel like blaspheming, it is when I call you man. — Swami Vivekananda

If I Call You Quotes By Kenya Wright: I call you domina because that's what you

I call you domina because that's what you are," Samuel insisted.
"It's what I was. Now I'm just Brie. What if I only called you pathfinder? — Kenya Wright

If I Call You Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I'll wait out here until the two of

I'll wait out here until the two of you are finished. Just call out if you need anything. Like a priest, cop, or lion tamer. (Aimee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If I Call You Quotes By John Wayne: If a man says, "I'll call you," and

If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget ... he didn't lose your number ... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you. — John Wayne

If I Call You Quotes By Daymond John: It is very, very hard to do that

It is very, very hard to do that ballroom dancing and I am going to be nowhere near it. Now if you have a hot dog eating contest, call me. — Daymond John

If I Call You Quotes By Jeff Abbott: It's your call. You want to go back

It's your call. You want to go back home, go ahead. But if I were you, I wouldn't. Home is death. — Jeff Abbott

If I Call You Quotes By Charles Rosin: I can't criticize what I don't understand. If

I can't criticize what I don't understand. If you want to call this art, you've got the benefit of all my doubts. — Charles Rosin

If I Call You Quotes By Edward R. Murrow: If radio news is to be regarded as

If radio news is to be regarded as a commodity, only acceptable when saleable, then I don't care what you call it - I say it isn't news. — Edward R. Murrow

If I Call You Quotes By Jill Shalvis: If I call him back here," Cooper whispered

If I call him back here," Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again? — Jill Shalvis

If I Call You Quotes By Dan Simmons: Sato said softly, "Bottom-san, please to understand, if

Sato said softly, "Bottom-san, please to understand, if you call me 'motherfucker' again, I shall be forced to kill you. — Dan Simmons

If I Call You Quotes By Phil McGraw: I mean, if you degrade someone, you isolate

I mean, if you degrade someone, you isolate them, you control them, you call them names, you demean them. That's a horrible existence for people. — Phil McGraw

If I Call You Quotes By Kiera Cass: If you live," I whispered, "I'll let you

If you live," I whispered, "I'll let you call me your dear. I won't complain, I promise. — Kiera Cass

If I Call You Quotes By Natsuki Takaya: Maybe I should call Aaya!(Shigure)If you call him

Maybe I should call Aaya!(Shigure)
If you call him ... (Yuki)
I'll make you eat that phone.(Kyou)
-Shigure-san,Yuki-san, Kyou-kun Shoma — Natsuki Takaya

If I Call You Quotes By Nicole Williams: I try to keep the happy memories. If

I try to keep the happy memories. If that's what you call selective memories, I'm good with that. — Nicole Williams

If I Call You Quotes By Emily Hainsworth: If I had my phone with me, I

If I had my phone with me, I could try to call her, but I'm not sure my calling plan covers interdimensional roaming.-Camedon — Emily Hainsworth

If I Call You Quotes By Drake: Ready for us to get it on, aint

Ready for us to get it on, aint got a love to call steady.. Hope it aint like that for long, I'll be your friend if you let me — Drake

If I Call You Quotes By Britt Robertson: On the one blind date I went on,

On the one blind date I went on, I had a backup. If I texted you the code word, you call and say my dogs are sick. — Britt Robertson

If I Call You Quotes By David Levithan: If you're not able to laugh inside a

If you're not able to laugh inside a sex shop,
then you probably shouldn't be there.
I mean, they don't call it fooling around for nothing. — David Levithan

If I Call You Quotes By Vashti Bunyan: If in anything I have faith in something

If in anything I have faith in something you could call the human spirit - I have faith it will always save itself at the last minute. — Vashti Bunyan

If I Call You Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: As to the whiskers, having never worn any,

As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a piece of silly affectation if I were to begin it now? — Abraham Lincoln

If I Call You Quotes By E. M. Forster: It is fate that I am here,' George

It is fate that I am here,' George persisted, 'but you can call it Italy if it makes you less unhappy. — E. M. Forster

If I Call You Quotes By Clint Smith: If you carry a gun, people will call

If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If I have a gun, what in the hell do I have to be paranoid about? — Clint Smith

If I Call You Quotes By George MacDonald: That's all nonsense," said Curdie. "I don't know

That's all nonsense," said Curdie. "I don't know what you mean."
"Then if you don't know what I mean, what right have you to call it nonsense? — George MacDonald

If I Call You Quotes By Alex Adams: If you kill him, call me. I'm bound

If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege.
Really?
No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes. — Alex Adams

If I Call You Quotes By Randa Lynn: Well aren't you a prick." If a prick

Well aren't you a prick." If a prick turns down a girl that's been pounded more times than a basketball court, then by all means, call me a prick. I — Randa Lynn

If I Call You Quotes By C.L.Stone: Rolled my eyes. "Dr. Green ... " "Sean."

Rolled my eyes. "Dr. Green ... " "Sean." I stopped, blinking after him. "Hm?" "My name is Sean. You can call me Sean, if you want. — C.L.Stone

If I Call You Quotes By Vera Wang: I always see where I didn't do things

I always see where I didn't do things the right way. I only see the heavy lifting. That's a bit of my wisdom, if you want to call it that. — Vera Wang

If I Call You Quotes By Adora Svitak: If you pursued something that you felt strongly

If you pursued something that you felt strongly about, then I call that success. — Adora Svitak

If I Call You Quotes By Nora Roberts: -If you were a girl,Jack said to Dell,

-If you were a girl,Jack said to Dell, I'd marry you.
-No. You'd just have sex with me then never call me. — Nora Roberts

If I Call You Quotes By Sylvester Stallone: I am a sensitive writer, actor and director.

I am a sensitive writer, actor and director. Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. — Sylvester Stallone

If I Call You Quotes By Ken Liu: The way I look at it is this:

The way I look at it is this: If you try to obey the law, and the judges call you a criminal anyway, then you might as well live up to the name. — Ken Liu

If I Call You Quotes By Stephen Chbosky: It is important to say "sir" at these

It is important to say "sir" at these moments. And if they ever call you by your first-middle-last name, you better watch out. I'm telling you. — Stephen Chbosky

If I Call You Quotes By Caitlyn Jenner: If you want to call me names, make

If you want to call me names, make jokes and doubt my intentions, go ahead, because the reality is I can take it. — Caitlyn Jenner

If I Call You Quotes By Al Yankovic: I think that nerds, if you want to

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture. — Al Yankovic

If I Call You Quotes By Elizabeth Hunter: B, I swear, if you call her a

B, I swear, if you call her a cougar to her face, I will buy you a car." Carwyn snickered. "A house. Maybe even an island. — Elizabeth Hunter

If I Call You Quotes By Moby: Call me a nerd if you like, but

Call me a nerd if you like, but I do find it hard to leave home without my laptop and a good book. — Moby

If I Call You Quotes By Nalini Singh: Even then, Faith. Even then. If you call

Even then, Faith. Even then. If you call for me, I'll come. — Nalini Singh

If I Call You Quotes By Dick Gregory: I tell people, 'If you want to send

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.' — Dick Gregory

If I Call You Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Am I addressing the White Queen?' 'Well, yes,

Am I addressing the White Queen?' 'Well, yes, if you call that a-dressing, — Lewis Carroll

If I Call You Quotes By Shirley Strickland: I wouldn't have been what you'd call a

I wouldn't have been what you'd call a champion if I had accepted failure when it first came, if I had looked at it and said, 'Well, that's it.' — Shirley Strickland

If I Call You Quotes By Brian Urlacher: You can call it ugly if you want,

You can call it ugly if you want, but I'd call it a win. — Brian Urlacher

If I Call You Quotes By Tamas Vasary: If you remove tone from music, you have

If you remove tone from music, you have something, but what? I find it difficult to call it music. — Tamas Vasary

If I Call You Quotes By Margaret Thatcher: If you go into what I call a

If you go into what I call a bubble boom, every bubble bursts. — Margaret Thatcher

If I Call You Quotes By Steve Goodier: What if you spent some alone time every

What if you spent some alone time every morning? Call it prayer. Call it planning. Call it centering. I call it a powerful way to begin the day. — Steve Goodier

If I Call You Quotes By Doug Stanhope: Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm

Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years? — Doug Stanhope

If I Call You Quotes By Courteney Cox: I don't have time for superficial friends. I

I don't have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you're really lonely you can call a superficial friend, but otherwise, what's the point? — Courteney Cox

If I Call You Quotes By Hermann Goring: Every bullet fired from the barrel of a

Every bullet fired from the barrel of a police pistol was my bullet. If you call that murder, then I am the murderer. — Hermann Goring

If I Call You Quotes By Bill Withers: If there is a load you have to

If there is a load you have to bear that you can't carry, I'm right up the road. I'll share your load if you just call me. — Bill Withers

If I Call You Quotes By Oscar De La Renta: If you have the right to call me

If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger? — Oscar De La Renta

If I Call You Quotes By Meg Cabot: You, Wells, are what we in the force

You, Wells, are what we in the force like to call a shitkicker. If there's any shit around, I always seem to find you in the middle, kicking it. — Meg Cabot

If I Call You Quotes By Morrissey: I normally live in Los Angeles, if you

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normally living. — Morrissey

If I Call You Quotes By Abbi Glines: I'll call you when I'm on my way

I'll call you when I'm on my way home. Don't shoot Grant if he comes over there. Rush grinned then hung up the phone. — Abbi Glines

If I Call You Quotes By John Inman: Dear Clutch, I hope I see you again.

Dear Clutch,
I hope I see you again. Here's my number if you want to call. Thanks for last night. Your human is nice. ~D — John Inman

If I Call You Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: I don't get into politics, general or musical,

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody. — Eugene Ormandy

If I Call You Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: Hang on, did you just call me Angel?"

Hang on, did you just call me Angel?" I asked.
"If I did?"
"I don't like it."
He grinned. "It stays, Angel. — Becca Fitzpatrick

If I Call You Quotes By Vicki Pettersson: What about Cher and Suzanne?" I called after

What about Cher and Suzanne?" I called after him.
"I don't know, but if you end up kissing them, call me. I wanna watch. — Vicki Pettersson

If I Call You Quotes By Jonathan Swift: I'll give you leave to call me anything,

I'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me spade. — Jonathan Swift

If I Call You Quotes By Jack London: I'll have you know I do the swearing

I'll have you know I do the swearing on this ship. If I need your assitance I'll call you. Capt. Wolf Larsen — Jack London

If I Call You Quotes By Robert Browning: You call for faith: I show you doubt,

You call for faith: I show you doubt, to prove that faith exists. The more of doubt, the stronger faith, I say, If faith o'ercomes doubt. — Robert Browning

If I Call You Quotes By Clay Matthews III: I was blessed with blonde hair and a

I was blessed with blonde hair and a baby face - well, I don't know if you'd call that blessed - I don't even remember when I started shaving. — Clay Matthews III

If I Call You Quotes By W. Somerset Maugham: A virtue that only causes havoc and unhappiness

A virtue that only causes havoc and unhappiness is worth nothing. You can call it virtue if you like. I call it cowardice. — W. Somerset Maugham

If I Call You Quotes By George H. W. Bush: I can tell you this: If I'm ever

I can tell you this: If I'm ever in a position to call the shots, I'm not going to rush to send somebody else's kids into a war. — George H. W. Bush

If I Call You Quotes By Chloe Neill: You have to call Darth Sullivan your 'Liege'?"I

You have to call Darth Sullivan your 'Liege'?"
I grinned. "Only if I expect him to answer. — Chloe Neill

If I Call You Quotes By Abbi Glines: If you wake up and this is a

If you wake up and this is a dream,call me. I'll come running. I swear. — Abbi Glines

If I Call You Quotes By Rick Riordan: Well, yes, I call it the Expando-Duck. It's

Well, yes, I call it the Expando-Duck. It's perfect if you need a small metal duck. Or a larger metal duck. — Rick Riordan

If I Call You Quotes By Shah Rukh Khan: I've won many awards and I want more.

I've won many awards and I want more. If you want to call it hunger then I'm hungry for awards. — Shah Rukh Khan

If I Call You Quotes By Charlotte Stein: Girl with a pie, I'll call it. It's

Girl with a pie, I'll call it. It's almost like guy with an axe, if you squint hard enough. — Charlotte Stein

If I Call You Quotes By S.L. Scott: If losing is dancing with someone or even

If losing is dancing with someone or even kissing someone who cares for you like I undoubtedly care for him, then call me a loser. — S.L. Scott

If I Call You Quotes By Kato Kaelin: If there's something that you hear on TV

If there's something that you hear on TV about me, just call me and I'll tell you if it's true. — Kato Kaelin

If I Call You Quotes By Faith Hunter: Hey, uh, you know. Um. If you're alive,

Hey, uh, you know. Um. If you're alive, uh, call me." I looked at the screen and said, "It's Jane." I closed the phone, thinking, Lame. I am so lame. — Faith Hunter

If I Call You Quotes By Sophocles: And if you find I've lied, from this

And if you find I've lied, from this day on call the prophet blind. — Sophocles

If I Call You Quotes By Joaquin Phoenix: I've never made $20 million. I'm scared. I

I've never made $20 million. I'm scared. I don't know if you gave me The Ring if I could carry it and bring it to Ozamorph, or whatever you call it. — Joaquin Phoenix

If I Call You Quotes By Evangeline Anderson: Nick, if I can have you, I don't

Nick, if I can have you, I don't want or need anything or anybody else in the world. Call it whatever you want. Just say yes. — Evangeline Anderson

If I Call You Quotes By George Eliot: If you put him a-horseback on politics, I

If you put him a-horseback on politics, I warn you of the consequences. It was all very well to ride on sticks at home and call them ideas. — George Eliot

If I Call You Quotes By Wade MacNeil: I think if you're gonna run your mouth

I think if you're gonna run your mouth at somebody and they call you out on it - that's it! — Wade MacNeil

If I Call You Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I don't do vague. If I want to

I don't do vague. If I want to call you a coward, I will bock at you in no uncertain terms. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If I Call You Quotes By Freddie Mercury: If we're weird onstage, I don't know what

If we're weird onstage, I don't know what you'd call the Tubes. — Freddie Mercury

If I Call You Quotes By Tera Lynn Childs: I glance up at the security camera staring

I glance up at the security camera staring us down. I wave, if you can call flipping Rex off waving. Nitro would be proud. — Tera Lynn Childs

If I Call You Quotes By Becca Fitzpatrick: Hang on, did you just call me Angel?"

Hang on, did you just call me Angel?" "If I did? — Becca Fitzpatrick

If I Call You Quotes By Henry A. Kissinger: I do not stand on protocol. If you

I do not stand on protocol. If you just call me Excellency, it will be okay. — Henry A. Kissinger

If I Call You Quotes By Arzum Uzun: Okay," i said. "If i can not find

Okay," i said. "If i can not find anybody to have sex, i call you."
He smiled. "When you'll find out you have not anybody to love, you'll call. — Arzum Uzun

If I Call You Quotes By Floyd Mayweather Jr.: If I did want to come back, I

If I did want to come back, I was going to make, what, $50 million? You know what; don't call my phone unless you've got $100 million. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

If I Call You Quotes By Harper Sloan: If you call me Holt one more fucking

If you call me Holt one more fucking time I'm bending you over my knees, yeah? I am not Holt to you, and you damn well fucking know it. — Harper Sloan

If I Call You Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: I like science fiction, I like fantasy, I

I like science fiction, I like fantasy, I like time travel, so I had this idea: What if you had a phone that could call into the past? — Rainbow Rowell

If I Call You Quotes By John Wayne: I suppose my best attribute, if you want

I suppose my best attribute, if you want to call it that, is sincerity. I can sell sincerity because that's the way I am. — John Wayne

If I Call You Quotes By Samuel Rogers: Go! you may call it madness, folly; You

Go! you may call it madness, folly; You shall not chase my gloom away! There 's such a charm in melancholy I would not if I could be gay. — Samuel Rogers

If I Call You Quotes By Carmen Dell'Orefice: If your ceiling is falling down, don't you

If your ceiling is falling down, don't you call someone in? I apply the same principle to myself. — Carmen Dell'Orefice

If I Call You Quotes By Kristan Higgins: We're trained to help damsels in distress." "If

We're trained to help damsels in distress." "If you ever call me that again, I'll kick you in the soft parts. — Kristan Higgins

If I Call You Quotes By 3 Doors Down: If I go crazy will you still call

If I go crazy will you still call me superman? If i'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand? — 3 Doors Down

If I Call You Quotes By O. Henry: By rights you're a king. If I was

By rights you're a king. If I was you, I'd call for a new deal. — O. Henry

If I Call You Quotes By Peter Mayle: I would dearly love to resist the temptation,

I would dearly love to resist the temptation, if you can call it that, to worry. It's boring, it's anti-social, it's unproductive and it's depressing. — Peter Mayle

If I Call You Quotes By Vera Farmiga: Sometimes music helps. If I feel that it's

Sometimes music helps. If I feel that it's bogus, I'll literally just call myself out on camera and say that it's dishonest. You do whatever it takes. — Vera Farmiga

If I Call You Quotes By Anton Du Beke: Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So

Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call me if you're ill. — Anton Du Beke

If I Call You Quotes By David Walton: I guess if you're smart enough, you can

I guess if you're smart enough, you can do and say what you like and people just call you eccentric. It's like being old."
"Or rich," Alex said. — David Walton