If I Had A Girlfriend Quotes
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My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it.
— Frederick Lenz
When I finished my initial year at Oxford, I flew home to marry Kirby, who had been my girlfriend in college. We had met on a blind date.
— Donald Hall
And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true. In this life, I was loved by you.
— Collin Raye
Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn't get enough, and I didn't want to quit.
— Jamie McGuire
Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died.
— Mike Gordon
For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.
— Rick Riordan
Family time was hard when it was your own family, it had to be twice as hard when you were the girlfriend.
— Jennifer Close
I didn't know his name, didn't know if he had a girlfriend, didn't know if he wanted one, but I knew I was in trouble.
— Nicole Williams
I had a girlfriend once. All we ever talked about was our relationship. That's what we did instead of having one.
— David Gilmour
Mitch had a seventh-grade girlfriend? Play on, player.
— Rainbow Rowell
I had never gotten the hang of dating - I was always going to be somebody who either had a girlfriend or didn't.
— Rob Sheffield
When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.
— Orlando Bloom
Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife.
— Gayle Forman
how you would feel if your old girlfriend showed up and she had the IQ of a frog. You'd
— Bobby Adair
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
— Steven Wright
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.
— Niall Horan
Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.
— Grace Metalious
I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't start combing my hair.
— Martin Shkreli
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
— Emo Philips
Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had.
— Steve Wozniak
There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
— Zach Galifianakis
Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs.
— Vann Chow
I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.
— Mitch Hedberg
I had only two girlfriends. I didn't have many friends because I was staying at home and dreaming - drawing and dreaming.
— Riccardo Tisci
My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend - big mistake. Now I'm single, so London should be really good. I'm excited.
— Ryan Lochte
On Friendship
You got good friends. I like them. I don't think they would fuck your girlfriend, if you had one. — Justin Halpern
You got good friends. I like them. I don't think they would fuck your girlfriend, if you had one. — Justin Halpern
He always had a different girlfriend and you could tell they were all easy but a nun would turn easy at one look at Luke.
— Kristen Ashley
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?
— Anthony Jeselnik
Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis.
— Boris Becker
My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress.
— Val Kilmer