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If You Don't Drink Quotes By Me: If at first you don't succeed, put your

If at first you don't succeed, put your feet up and drink wine. — Me

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Brian Redman: If you can't drink a lobbyist's whiskey, take

If you can't drink a lobbyist's whiskey, take his money, sleep with his women and still vote against him in the morning, you don't belong in politics. — Brian Redman

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Simon Baker: I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough

I don't use deodorant. If you drink enough water, you shouldn't have to. I think I smell pretty good without it. — Simon Baker

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Wally Byam: If you don't know what else to do,

If you don't know what else to do, drink beer. — Wally Byam

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Whitey Ford: Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke,

Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke, I'd win twenty games every year. It's easy when you don't drink or smoke or horse around. — Whitey Ford

If You Don't Drink Quotes By John Green: If you want me to be a teenager,

If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot. — John Green

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Dean Martin: If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Bam Margera: When you're drunk, you always think you're not.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. — Bam Margera

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Jami Attenberg: What's the point of having a book club

What's the point of having a book club if you don't get to eat brownies and drink wine? — Jami Attenberg

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Ian Holloway: Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those

Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you. — Ian Holloway

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Chris Lackey: Hell, if you don't look out for your

Hell, if you don't look out for your friends, who you gonna drink with? — Chris Lackey

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Robbie Williams: I'm off everything apart from the fags and

I'm off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don't know if it's worked. It works up until you take your first drink. — Robbie Williams

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Garry Kasparov: If you don't take risks, you don't drink

If you don't take risks, you don't drink champagne. — Garry Kasparov

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Joe E. Lewis: If you drink like a fish, don't drive:

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim. — Joe E. Lewis

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Julio Alexi Genao: Don't tell me not to drink. not to

Don't tell me not to drink. not to smoke. not to grieve.
if i speak of these things it's because i have to
but i am not speaking to you. — Julio Alexi Genao

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Audrey Hepburn: Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you

Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink. — Audrey Hepburn

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Saul: Don't drink and drive. But if you do,

Don't drink and drive. But if you do, call me. — Saul

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Jay Leno: Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it

Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday — Jay Leno

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. — Mitch Hedberg

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Bradford Cox: You don't need to drink if you have

You don't need to drink if you have emotional problems. — Bradford Cox

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Ozzy Osbourne: If you go out for a drink, you

If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.' — Ozzy Osbourne

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Mila Kunis: Chivalry is not dead and you should be

Chivalry is not dead and you should be a gentleman. But if you are going to buy a girl a drink, buy it. Don't just offer it. Follow through. — Mila Kunis

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Peter Singer: If you are paying for something to drink

If you are paying for something to drink when safe drinking water comes out of the tap, you have money to spend on things you don't really need. — Peter Singer

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Ali Mignonne: A tear if you drink. A tear if

A tear if you drink. A tear if you don't drink. — Ali Mignonne

If You Don't Drink Quotes By George Clooney: If you don't drink coffee, I am suspicious

If you don't drink coffee, I am suspicious of your character and will not invite you to my Italian lake home. — George Clooney

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Lewis Black: If you don't drink 56 bottles of water

If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. — Lewis Black

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: Nick: "Don't you think maybe a drink would

Nick: "Don't you think maybe a drink would help you to sleep?"
Nora: "No, thanks."
Nick: "Maybe it would if I took one. — Dashiell Hammett

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Sam Rayburn: Son, if you can't take their money, drink

Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to be here. — Sam Rayburn

If You Don't Drink Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: That is how politics work; if you don't

That is how politics work; if you don't drink wine they will consider to bring you milk. — M.F. Moonzajer

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Richard Harris: I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. — Richard Harris

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Celia Rivenbark: You can't drink all day if you don't

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. — Celia Rivenbark

If You Don't Drink Quotes By Thomas S. Foley: If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a

If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader. — Thomas S. Foley