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God sent me to piss the world off!
— Eminem
Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off.
— Jamie McGuire
We shouldn't piss them off," explained Frankie, "because who knows what they'll do now that they've united.
— E. Lockhart
If you stand with one foot in the past and the other foot in the future, Matt, all you do is piss on the present.
— P.J. Parrish
Don't piss me off, Abel, or I'll blast you with my blue light, she shot back, and it wasn't entirely a joke.
— Kristen Ashley
Don't be afraid to make people mad. Your honesty will inspire your true followers. I piss off tons of people every day.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
Develop for it?" he told InfoWorld. "I'll piss on it.
— Brent Schlender
This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee.
— Simon Dunn
You can't get mad at a real ending. Some of them are ugly. It's the fake happily ever afters that should piss you off. I'll
— Colleen Hoover
You sure you wanna piss me off? I just pulled my dick out of a willing woman's mouth for you, so it's not like I'm in a good mood to start with.
— Joanna Wylde
Why don't you just tell me what I did to piss you off so I can go ahead and hit on you.
— Kristen Proby
The girl may have been tiny, but everything about her said, I'm not scared of you, so piss off.
— Christine Manzari
You'll piss when you can't whistle,
— Richard Zacks
I'd sooner drink a pint of piss than take the word of any Frey.
— George R R Martin
If you're the wolf, though, I'll chop off your head and piss down the hole
— Sarah Blakley-Cartwright
The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits").
— Mary Norris
Now whenever I left class to go to the boys' room, I worried that I would end up on the blue tiled floor in a puddle of piss and blood.
— Kenneth Logan
If he came upon us burning in the street, I don't think he'd piss on us to put us out.
— Stephen King
I don't piss you off, I turn you on - Senator Jeremy Miller
— Margaret McHeyzer
Cat piss and porcupines!
— Kate Hattemer
You do not want to piss off the subs. Seriously. They've unionized. We should never have let them start that book club.
— Lexi Blake
It's that Scorpio in me. I love you until you do something to piss me off. Then I turn into your personal Satan." I
— Brittainy C. Cherry
I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.'
— Ozzy Osbourne
What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?
— Tad Williams
Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay.
— Larissa Ione
I love you until you do something to piss me off. Then I turn into your personal Satan.
— Brittainy C. Cherry
Because I've learned that you can't control what other people are going to think about you. The best you can do in life is not piss yourself off.
— Megan McCafferty
I promise you, Laurence, you piss them off enough, and they'll make sweet music with your bones.
— J.G. Cressey
We Americans, we're a simple people ... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
— Robin Williams
Look guys, I am your worst nightmare. I'm a woman with a badge, a gun, and PMS. Are you really sure you want to piss me off any more tonight?
— K.V. McMillan
I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast.
— Jimmy Buffett
I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.
— Michael O'Leary
When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present.
— Dan Harris
How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap.
— Hannah Moskowitz
Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphyxia/after they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippie cup
— Eminem
The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense.
— Jim Harrison
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
Most of those characters with all the answers couldn't poor piss out of a rubber boot if they read the instructions printed on the sole.
— Guy Vanderhaeghe
All that mattered was that he could look forward to aggravating the piss out of Rory each and every night.
— R.L. Mathewson
Abandon all hope ye who piss me off.
— Richard Kadrey
Killing is nothing to be in awe of, it's like taking a piss, you do it only when you have to.
— T.A. Uner
Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn.
— Joanna Wylde
Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off
— Gerard Way
I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire.
— Johnny Unitas
Bonzo, he pre-cise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash.
— Orson Scott Card
I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
The work of art is a pyramid which stands in the desert, uselessly: jackals piss at the base of it, and bourgeois clamber to the top of it;
— Julian Barnes
Go on," he offered magnanimously. "Feel free to piss on yourselves and
cower helplessly."
Gods, sometimes his generosity overwhelmed him. — G.A. Aiken
cower helplessly."
Gods, sometimes his generosity overwhelmed him. — G.A. Aiken