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I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Henry Miller: I am not drunk, and I am not

I am not drunk, and I am not sentimental, and I tell you you are the most wonderful woman in the world. — Henry Miller

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By John Huston: I prefer to think that God is not

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. — John Huston

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Inger Ash Wolfe: I'm not drunk, Andrew. I'm Percocet." "Ah. So

I'm not drunk, Andrew. I'm Percocet." "Ah. So dangerously relaxed? — Inger Ash Wolfe

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By John Green: No, I love you. Not like a sister

No, I love you. Not like a sister loves a brother or like a friend loves a friend. I love you like a really drunk guy loves the best girl ever — John Green

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Tom Waits: I may be drunk but at least I'm

I may be drunk but at least I'm not insane. — Tom Waits

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Warren Zevon: I wrote my songs despite the fact that

I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it — Warren Zevon

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Elizabeth Taylor: I had a hollow leg. I could drink

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. — Elizabeth Taylor

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Rick Riordan: Hearth's eyes rimmed with green water. He signed

Hearth's eyes rimmed with green water. He signed to us, and this time I think he actually meant I love you and not the giantesses are drunk. — Rick Riordan

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: I may not know what love is," he

I may not know what love is," he said, "but, by God, at least I've never gotten drunk by myself. — Kurt Vonnegut

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By S.A. Tawks: By the first mouthful I knew that I

By the first mouthful I knew that I was going to get drunk that night. The drink tasted too good not to. — S.A. Tawks

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Tucker Carlson: Nobody, at least sitting in my seat ,

Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving. — Tucker Carlson

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By John Duover: We were not actually famous, I have to

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk. — John Duover

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Chaz Bundick: I'm never drunk on the road, and since

I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed. — Chaz Bundick

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Janet Evanovich: If I didn't know better, I'd think you

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger.
"Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked. — Janet Evanovich

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Anonymous: I just want to get drunk and smoke

I just want to get drunk and smoke pot and do some blow with my friends and have it not be like this HUGE deal. — Anonymous

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Jessie J.: I'm not really the party person. I don't

I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy. — Jessie J.

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Sigrid Undset: I am not so foolish as to murmur,

I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour. — Sigrid Undset

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Paul Levine: T-shirt with the slogan Officer, I Swear to

T-shirt with the slogan Officer, I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God. — Paul Levine

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By A.S. King: Don't judge. I'm not getting drunk. I'm coping.

Don't judge. I'm not getting drunk. I'm coping. — A.S. King

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Doug Stanhope: I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down

I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt. — Doug Stanhope

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Charlotte Dawson: Putting my face in food is not a

Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk. — Charlotte Dawson

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Karl Ove Knausgard: Taxis, I loved taxis. Not the ones I

Taxis, I loved taxis. Not the ones I came home drunk in, but the ones I caught to airports or railway stations. — Karl Ove Knausgard

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Gerard Way: I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned. — Gerard Way

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Jane Grey: Think not, O Mortal, vainly gay.That Thou from

Think not, O Mortal, vainly gay.
That Thou from Human Woes is free,
The bitter cup I drink today,
Tomorrow may be drunk by thee. — Jane Grey

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Eddie Van Halen: I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. — Eddie Van Halen

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Rex Pickett: Miles, it's only morning and you're already drunk.""No,

Miles, it's only morning and you're already drunk."

"No, I'm not," I weakly protested. "I'm just thirsty. — Rex Pickett

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Dave Attell: She was drunk so I took her back

She was drunk so I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out. — Dave Attell

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Gemma Burgess: Oh Abby ... I want you to know

Oh Abby ... I want you to know ... I am so full of shit. You should not listen to me. I know nothing. — Gemma Burgess

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: Well, if I am not drunk, I am

Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad," replied Syme with perfect calm; "but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either condition. — G.K. Chesterton

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Dave Mustaine: Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm

Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk! — Dave Mustaine

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Taylor Swift: I don't drink to get drunk. That's just

I don't drink to get drunk. That's just not cute. — Taylor Swift

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Madonna Ciccone: Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's

Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way. — Madonna Ciccone

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Christine Zolendz: I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm not

I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm not fluent in stupid drunk slut — Christine Zolendz

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Christopher Moore: True, I am drunk, and small, and damp,

True, I am drunk, and small, and damp, but mistake not my moistness for weakness, although there's an argument to be made for that, as well. — Christopher Moore

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Ilona Andrews: It's not funny. I've got a naked drunk

It's not funny. I've got a naked drunk vampire running around in my orchard. — Ilona Andrews

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Ashley Greene: I'm not going to get drunk at a

I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far. — Ashley Greene

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Bette Midler: I try not to drink too much because

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. — Bette Midler

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By John Squire: I'm not so think as you drunk I

I'm not so think as you drunk I am ! — John Squire

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By William Shakespeare: If I be drunk, I'll be drunk with

If I be drunk, I'll be drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not with drunken knaves. — William Shakespeare

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Jaine Diamond: Fuck, Katie. I'm not sleeping with you naked

Fuck, Katie. I'm not sleeping with you naked unless we're gonna fuck, and we're not gonna fuck while you're this drunk. Especially the first time. — Jaine Diamond

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Jamie McGuire: Fuck you, whore, I am not a mean

Fuck you, whore, I am not a mean drunk . — Jamie McGuire

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Georgette Heyer: I am not quite sober you know. In

I am not quite sober you know. In fact, I am drunk, but I cannot help feeling this is all a trifle, shall we say, irregular? — Georgette Heyer

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Annie Dillard: You have to take pains in a memoir

You have to take pains in a memoir not to hang on the reader's arm, like a drunk, and say, 'And then I did this and it was so interesting. — Annie Dillard

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Daniel Abraham: I'm not drunk," Cithrin said. "You aren't," Yardem

I'm not drunk," Cithrin said. "You aren't," Yardem agreed. "Then why can't I have another glass?" "Because that's how you stay not drunk. — Daniel Abraham

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By John Waters: People vomitied at my movies; not because of

People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. — John Waters

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk.

Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By David Remnick: I'm not sure it is possible to describe

I'm not sure it is possible to describe just how hard it is to acquire a reputation as a drunk in Russia. — David Remnick

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Gaspar Noe: I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm

I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm drunk, I lose part of my IQ. — Gaspar Noe

I'm Not Drunk Quotes By Annie Ward: It's a tradition to drink rakia with snacks.

It's a tradition to drink rakia with snacks. Not like the Russians, you know, who just drink to get drunk. I like a little snack with the news. — Annie Ward