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Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey.
— Eduard Heine
I would rather be called funny than pretty.
— Nia Vardalos
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
— Everett Dirksen
In a moment, we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite.
— David Coleman
Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.
— Halliwell Hobbes
Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front
— Ron Pickering
A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery.
— Morris Bender
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
— Harvey Diamond
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
— Steve McConnell
To govern is to correct. If you set an example by being correct, who would dare remain incorrect?
— Confucius
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
— Lily Tomlin
A good time for laughing is when you can.
— Jessamyn West
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something.
— Richelle Mead
Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases.
— T. Colin Campbell
I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee.
— Chelsea Clinton
Live mean or die trying.
— Cameron Jace
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
— Stan Kelly-Bootle
The movement of life has to rest in its own music.
— Rabindranath Tagore
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
— Janet Coleman
Questions are creative acts of intelligence.
— Francis Kingdon Ward
I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.
— Clint Eastwood
To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
— Frank Zappa
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
Have you ever heard someone say 'I shouldn't have trusted my intuition'?
— Jennifer Ho-Dougatz
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
— Henry Ford
Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.
— Danica McKellar
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding
— Elvis Costello
Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.
— A.A. Milne
I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better.
— Salma Hayek
Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life.
— Dennis Conner
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.
— Michelle Obama
There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through ... There needs to be a monster truck option.
— Jeph Jacques
The art of living. Isn't that a funny expression?
— Anne Frank
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.
— Gary Hopkins
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
— Antonio Porchia
The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page.
— Mira Monroe
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness.
— Vijay Balakrishnan
We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't!
— Tamsyn Bester
He's been breaking Olympic records like ninepins
— Des Lynam
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
I'd rather be funny than wise.
— Dennis Miller
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
I never learned anything from a match that I won.
— Bobby Jones
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
— Johnny Moscato
Don't take life too seriously.
— RuPaul
Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.
— Thomas Bernhard
Some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future
— David Coleman
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
— Demetri Martin
This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked.
— David Coleman
To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.
— Hippocrates
Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.
— Kareena Kapoor
Good things come to those who hustle
— Chuck Noll
Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki
— Nigel Starmer-Smith
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind.
— Confucius
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach