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Jail Humor Quotes By Ann B. Ross: I am a Christian, you know, Julia.'So am

I am a Christian, you know, Julia.'
So am I. But I'm not above staying out of jail any way I can. — Ann B. Ross

Jail Humor Quotes By David Zindell: Self-creation is the highest art.

Self-creation is the highest art. — David Zindell

Jail Humor Quotes By David Brent: If your boss is getting you down, look

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. — David Brent

Jail Humor Quotes By Philip Sidney: I seek no better warrant than my own,

I seek no better warrant than my own, conscience. — Philip Sidney

Jail Humor Quotes By Rahul Kohli: I kind of stumbled into comics in a

I kind of stumbled into comics in a roundabout way. One of the first films my father introduced me to was the 1989 'Batman,' the Tim Burton one. — Rahul Kohli

Jail Humor Quotes By Groucho Marx: When you're in jail, a good friend will

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. — Groucho Marx

Jail Humor Quotes By John Owen Theobald: If the ravens leave the Tower, Britain will

If the ravens leave the Tower, Britain will fall. — John Owen Theobald

Jail Humor Quotes By Cheyenne McCray: A good friend will bail you out of

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you
Saying, 'Damn. We fucked up. — Cheyenne McCray

Jail Humor Quotes By Tim Stevens: The goal isn't innovation. The goal is effectiveness.

The goal isn't innovation. The goal is effectiveness. We strive for innovation because we want to be effective. — Tim Stevens

Jail Humor Quotes By Karl Lagerfeld: I live my memoirs, I don't have to

I live my memoirs, I don't have to write them down. — Karl Lagerfeld

Jail Humor Quotes By Katie McGarry: Allison's eyes dart between me and the knives.

Allison's eyes dart between me and the knives. Yeah, lady, a couple of hours in jail and I've moved from destruction of property to sociopath. — Katie McGarry

Jail Humor Quotes By Quentin Tarantino: I was kind of excited to go to

I was kind of excited to go to jail for the first time and I learnt some great dialogue. — Quentin Tarantino

Jail Humor Quotes By John Clellon Holmes: But all I could think of was taking

But all I could think of was taking some books to read in jail. I held everybody up, choosing which ones to take. — John Clellon Holmes

Jail Humor Quotes By Louis-Ferdinand Celine: Nearly all a poor bastard's desires are punishable

Nearly all a poor bastard's desires are punishable by jail. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Jail Humor Quotes By James Dashner: Being holed up in here does wonders for

Being holed up in here does wonders for making the brain do what it was made for. — James Dashner

Jail Humor Quotes By Martin Luther King Jr.: The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and

The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Jail Humor Quotes By Sumana Roy: Fame is such a waste. It can't even

Fame is such a waste. It can't even be recycled. — Sumana Roy

Jail Humor Quotes By Henny Youngman: A woman says to a man, "I haven't

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!" — Henny Youngman

Jail Humor Quotes By J.L. Merrow: God. How would I cope if I went

God. How would I cope if I went to jail? I'd never even been to boarding school. — J.L. Merrow

Jail Humor Quotes By CrimethInc.: And I thought when you're a half-hour late,

And I thought
when you're a half-hour late, and your friends think you're in jail, it's probably a sign you steal too much. — CrimethInc.

Jail Humor Quotes By Al Lewis: As long as you gave it your best

As long as you gave it your best shot, even if in the opinion of others 'you failed,' you didn't fail. — Al Lewis

Jail Humor Quotes By Wendell Berry: You can't know where life will take you,

You can't know where life will take you, but you can commit to a direction — Wendell Berry

Jail Humor Quotes By Paula Malcomson: I'm not interested in a pretty world. It's

I'm not interested in a pretty world. It's boring to me. If you're lucky enough to get to play a character for a long time, it's life-changing. — Paula Malcomson

Jail Humor Quotes By Marcus Tullius Cicero: It is like taking the sun out of

It is like taking the sun out of the world, to bereave human life of friendship. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Jail Humor Quotes By Bob Thurber: A new day always forgives you, unless it's

A new day always forgives you, unless it's raining and you wake up in jail. — Bob Thurber

Jail Humor Quotes By Molly Harper: Besides if we went to jail I would

Besides if we went to jail I would sell you for cigarettes. — Molly Harper

Jail Humor Quotes By Philippe Ries: If you owe ten pounds to the Bank

If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board — Philippe Ries

Jail Humor Quotes By Kimberly J. Dalferes: All women need get-out-of-jail girlfriends.

All women need get-out-of-jail girlfriends. — Kimberly J. Dalferes

Jail Humor Quotes By Hannah Harrington: -You were in jail? What was it like?-Boring.Dirty.Smelled

-You were in jail? What was it like?
-Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass. — Hannah Harrington

Jail Humor Quotes By Moshe Dayan: If I had to resign every time the

If I had to resign every time the Cabinet disagrees with me, I could not last as a Defense Minister one week. — Moshe Dayan

Jail Humor Quotes By Orson Scott Card: I hear they whip you for stealing.""Or put

I hear they whip you for stealing."
"Or put you in jail, or sell you into slavery, or kill you, depending on the town and what mood they're in. — Orson Scott Card