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My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.
— Janeane Garofalo
I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.
— Janeane Garofalo
I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.
— Janeane Garofalo
I'm not a disciplined writer.
— Janeane Garofalo
You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well.
— Janeane Garofalo
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
— Janeane Garofalo
Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
— Janeane Garofalo
I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
— Janeane Garofalo
I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick.
— Janeane Garofalo
You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'
— Janeane Garofalo
The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.
— Janeane Garofalo
The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
— Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.
— Lewis Black
Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
— Janeane Garofalo
The media is supposed to be custodians of the facts and watchdogs of government. They have, for the most part, neglected to be either of those things.
— Janeane Garofalo
There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'.
— Janeane Garofalo
I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.
— Janeane Garofalo
You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.
— Janeane Garofalo
I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.
— Janeane Garofalo
Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas.
— Janeane Garofalo
I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals.
— Janeane Garofalo
The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.
— Janeane Garofalo
Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.
— Janeane Garofalo
I am not a person that is particularly tethered to fashion, which I think is obvious to anyone who's seen me.
— Janeane Garofalo
I don't enjoy sparring with the audience. It devastates me.
— Janeane Garofalo
I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
— Kristen Johnston
Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.
— Janeane Garofalo
A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.
— Janeane Garofalo
For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.
— Janeane Garofalo
I don't really have a theatre background at all.
— Janeane Garofalo
Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.
— Janeane Garofalo
To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.
— Janeane Garofalo
For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
— Janeane Garofalo
As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.
— Janeane Garofalo
Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.
— Janeane Garofalo
You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.
— Janeane Garofalo
Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.
— Janeane Garofalo
I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.
— Janeane Garofalo
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
— Janeane Garofalo
I do not enjoy when people don't like me.
— Janeane Garofalo
I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
— Janeane Garofalo
I've seen other comics, with great pleasure, watching their own specials, and I don't know how or why they do it.
— Janeane Garofalo
I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.
— Janeane Garofalo
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
— Janeane Garofalo
I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose.
— Janeane Garofalo
I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.
— Janeane Garofalo
Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.
— Janeane Garofalo
Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'
— Janeane Garofalo
I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
— Janeane Garofalo
Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.
— Janeane Garofalo
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
— Janeane Garofalo
I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.
— Janeane Garofalo
The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
— Janeane Garofalo
Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel.
— Janeane Garofalo
No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!
— Janeane Garofalo
There is no way any rational, reasonable person can saythat the Bush Administration has been good for America. — Janeane Garofalo
I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.
— Janeane Garofalo
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
— Janeane Garofalo
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.
— Janeane Garofalo
People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children.
— Janeane Garofalo
Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.
— Janeane Garofalo
I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.
— Janeane Garofalo
I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations.
— Janeane Garofalo
Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.
— Janeane Garofalo
I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.
— Janeane Garofalo
We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.
— Janeane Garofalo
This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.
— Janeane Garofalo
If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.
— Janeane Garofalo
I despise in others my own characteristics.
— Janeane Garofalo
Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins ... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.
— Janeane Garofalo
Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting.
— Janeane Garofalo
How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?
— Janeane Garofalo
Being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.
— Janeane Garofalo
Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.
— Janeane Garofalo
Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"
— Janeane Garofalo
What has Iraq done to us?
— Janeane Garofalo