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Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Now the thing about having a baby -

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: There is this to be said about having

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I was always the last woman on the

I was always the last woman on the last down elevator as the store was closing. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman.

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Man is the only animal that learns by

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: People only call you 'my dear' when they

People only call you 'my dear' when they are irritated with you. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I'm not so sure it's so civilized to

I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: The real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old

The real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: It takes at least one to make a

It takes at least one to make a marriage. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: When the grandmothers of today hear the word

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I don't grasp things this early in the

I don't grasp things this early in the day. I mean, I hear voices, all right, but I can't pick out the verbs. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Some people have such a talent for making

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Being divorced is like being hit by a

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I know what I wish Ralph Nader would

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I think success has no rules, but you

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: An actor can remember his briefest notice well

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I make mistakes; I'll be the second to

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Hope is the feeling that the feeling you

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: The only reason that they say, 'Women and

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: To me having a party is something like

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I once truly believed that if I had

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Do you know how helpless you feel if

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I feel about airplanes the way I feel

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Even though a number of people have tried,

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I will read anything rather than work.

I will read anything rather than work. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Years ago when a man began to notice

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I have noticed that in plays where the

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Children are different mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively;

Children are different mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: You can't sleep until noon with the proper

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count). — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people -

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: I don't want to see the uncut version

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything. — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in! — Jean Kerr

Jean Kerr Quotes By Jean Kerr: Some enterprising youth should go from door to

Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. — Jean Kerr