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And then more quiet, silence so deep it almost drowned out the roar of the night music that pounded away in my secret self.
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The idea of sex is no idea at all. Imagine doing those things - How can you? Where's your sense of dignity?
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It's like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is
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Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?
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Of course I had. That's how I do it.
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There is nothing, no sound, and we are thinking very unhappy thoughts as we kneel down and perform our watery pantomime one more time.
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The more I heard it in my thoughts, themore sense it made. And beyond sense, it became a kind of seductive mantra. — Jeff Lindsay
But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasn't sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation.
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But of course, there's no rest for the wicked, which I certainly am; as I said, no rest for the wicked.
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I do as much as I can. I even drive through the chase scenes several times to make sure the details are right.
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I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.
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I enjoyed watching good-looking idiots looking at each other. A great spectator sport.
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Hello there, officer, just out for a walk. Lovely evening for a dismemberment, isn't it?
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And so as much as I can, I care about her, dear Deborah. It's probably not love, but I would rather she were happy.
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All right, I had been seen in flagrante iugulo and had every right to expect that I would be instantly outed and arrested.
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I made a deliberate choice to write something people would enjoy, not knock people out with 'Boy, he can really put a clause together!'
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Sociopaths don't have feelings; they can't.
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I was filled with dread at the thought my mind had skipped town and left me behind to pay the rent. Dexter — Jeff Lindsay
Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.
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Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.
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Deke looked at me anxiously, reminding me very much of a large and handsome dog who needs a stick to fetch.
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Nothing else loves me, nor ever will. Not even - especially - me. I know what I am and that's not a thing to love.
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Every contact leaves a trace.Everyhting and everyone we touch is changed in some way.But the changes,they are never what we anticipate.
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My conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.
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I have really good eyesight, I said, wondering if everyone who came in to see me today was going to be profoundly annoying.
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You're driving me NORMAL!
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They were spoken in the heat of an unpleasant moment, and not to be taken at face value in any permanent sense. Remember
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How bad could things be if my hair was neat?
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She really did like me, the idiot.
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That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Potter, coincidence got my vote.
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A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches
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I nodded with genuine synthetic sympathy.
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It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.
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Me, feeling. What a concept.
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God, it's like I have something, deep down inside of me, that i think is undeserving of love.
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I started my car and put Chase out of my mind as I nosed out into the merry brutality of Friday-night traffic in Miami.
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I came, I saw, I blew chunks.
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I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff.
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If only I was capable of love, how I would have loved Harry.
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Why do so many people start their messages with, "It's me"? Of course it is you. We all know that. But who the hell ARE you?
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There are still very few laws against thinking, although I am sure they're working hard on that in Washington.
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I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it. Dexter — Jeff Lindsay
I was like a little boy playing war, yelling, Bang, bang! Gotcha!, and looking up to see a real Sherman tank rolling right at me. It
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Doakes had a first name! It was Albert - had anyone ever really called him that? Unthinkable. I had assumed his name was Sergeant.
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Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical, ...
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The honor of your presence is requested at the vivisection of your sister. Black heart optional.
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I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book
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Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness?
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It's a mistake to think that Dexter is nice.
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And what did you do last night, Dexter? Oh, I played with my dolls while a friend chopped up my sister.
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And so Deb is the only person in the world who gives a rusty possum fart whether I live or die.
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It was beautiful - in a terrible sort of way, of course. But still, the arrangement was perfect, compelling, beautifully bloodless.
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Council of Nicea had
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Anytime somebody is absolutely certain about something, they are almost always absolutely wrong
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Someone who is not a killer is not going to watch a TV show and decide to be a killer.
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It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty.
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Being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain.
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Life teaches us that human thought almost never walks hand in hand with logic, and it is usually counterproductive to raise the point.
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The faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception,
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I felt as though someone had snuck in and packed my head with beach sand, even including the bottle caps and cigarette butts.
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The police did not like to come to neighborhoods like this one, where the best they could hope for was hostile indifference.
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Killing makes me feel good.
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It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
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For my part, my interest in Paris had faded away completely long ago when I learned that it was in France.
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And as we should all know by now, anytime you predict failure you have an excellent chance of being right.
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Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.
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Hope is for people who can't see the Truth.
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Been there done that, bought the t-shirt Chapter 2 — Jeff Lindsay
For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid - like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being.
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Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.
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What, in all very seriousness, the hell was going on?
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