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It really wasn't fair. Why did guys have to be such jerks?
— Ellen Emerson White
I've had a disproportionate share of interaction with jerks.
— Mona Sutphen
I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.
— J.D. Salinger
Perhaps I'm a bit of a sadist myself, in addition to a masochist. He winces and jerks on the restraints. "Fucking hell," he mutters.
— Ella Dominguez
If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.
— April Mae Monterrosa
People who are jerks don't get to decide whether they're jerks. It's left up to a jury of their peers.
— Rainbow Rowell
Why did all the hot guys have to be such jerks, and why did I still want to sleep with them?
— Tara West
I've always wanted to play a soldier and I'd never taken on a character where I'm the happy-go-lucky protagonist. I've played a lot of jerks recently.
— Jesse McCartney
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
— Bill Watterson
You have one big mythology in your favor: Everyone believes that you Europeans are impeccable. But I know you are jerks.
— Fernando Flores
HENRY JOPLIN'S PRECEPTDon't be friends with jerks. — R.J. Palacio
You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks.
— Metta World Peace
The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.
— Evgeni Kostitsyn
Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask.
— Zan Perrion
The daughters of God don't brake for jerks.
— Marianne Williamson
What's success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No, money for the most part turns people into jerks.
— Chris Sacca
Eve is gorgeous, and she gets plenty of attention from guys, but her taste is selective. She only dates complete jerks.
— J.B. Salsbury
Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth.
— Knut Hamsun
I've been really lucky that I've been exposed to a lot of lovely, talented people who are not jerks, and I would like to continue that streak.
— Mackenzie Davis
He was a cocky devil. Lisbeth liked cocky devils, just as she detested pompous jerks. There was only a subtle difference.
— Stieg Larsson
I've found that the people who play villains are the nicest people in the world and people who play heroes are jerks.
— Tim Burton
There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.
— Mona Sutphen
People seem to think that you should be willing to speak to them whether they're jerks or not.
— Martha Plimpton
Yeah, well, we're all jerks at one time or another. Don't beat yourself up over it.
— Sarah Felix Burns
I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?
— Kelly LeBrock
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.
— Anthony Liccione
Nick can do a pretty good nice, but it's not the real deal. His is a thin, watery nice, a niceness-au-jus drizzled over a great big asshole sandwich.
— Melissa DeCarlo
You talk too damn much and too damn much of it is about you.
— Raymond Chandler
I will never grow thick skin so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.
— Dan Pearce
Don't be friends with jerks.
— R.J. Palacio
Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts.
— Richelle Mead
God, why are the jerks always the cute ones?
— Scott Snyder
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
— Kilgore Trout
Pick the jerks to date
— James Patterson
Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts.
— Shannon Hale
HMPH. Why are all the hot guys either jerks or part of a sinster plot to murder your friends?
— James Asmus
But, really, are there any guys out there who aren't jerks? I don't even know any grown-up men who aren't jerks.
— Margaret Peterson Haddix
All men are jerks, all women are psychotic.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the jerks.
— Jimmy Wales
Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks.
— William Safire
It's okay to like jerks. I mean, it'd be better to like a nice guy, but there aren't any.
— Daniel Handler
The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy.
— Frederick Lenz
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
— H. Allen Smith
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.
— Charlie Chaplin
That's the problem with having a moral code. We want to destroy the jerkish part of the jerks, but we want to save the human being underneath.
— David Levithan
I had cherished a profound conviction that her bringing me up by hand, gave her no right to bring me up by jerks.
— Charles Dickens
If women ran Hollywood, 'The Hollywood Reporter' would have a 'Men in Entertainment' issue every year, and those jerks would have to write something.
— Elizabeth Meriwether
I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day.
— Brian McKnight
There are two things I know about life ... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.
— Lewis Black
Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.
— James Patterson
All skinny guys with beards are jerks
— Randy Quaid
The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose ... is there a term for The Candor?""Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks — Veronica Roth
If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don't just skulk around.
— J.M. Richards
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
— Bill Hicks
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.
— Greg Behrendt
The real struggle is not between the right and the left but between the party of the thoughtful and the party of the jerks.
— Jimmy Wales
This particular strand of feminism is characterized by two tenets: 1. men are jerks, and 2. women should strive by all means to become like them.
— Douglas Wilson
His body jerks twice as the bullets hit him. I scream, but no sound leaves my mouth. I'm frozen in pure terror.
— Sarah Hunter Hyatt
Yes. Do you know people who are really nice, but when they get together with somebody in particular, they become obnoxious jerks?
— Sheldon Siegel
Some people are jerks, and some people aren't.
— Kevin Hart
People should realize we're jerks just like them.
— Edward De Bono
Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven't lived with them yet.
— Heather Chapple
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