Jerry Lewis Quotes
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Jerry Lewis Quotes & Sayings
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We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth ... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.
— Jerry Lewis
I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put my finger on it.
— Jerry Lewis
Small fruit is better than big words.
— Jerry L. Lewis
A lot of people say Jerry Lee Lewis done wrong, but that has yet to be proven in the eyes of God.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
I work to please my audience.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis.
— Kevin McDonald
Don't Be Cruel is the greatest rock 'n' roll record ever made.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience.
— Jerry Lewis
If the Lord made anything better than a woman he kept it for himself.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
I'm the Jerry Lewis of crime fiction.
— Harlan Coben
I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.
— Mike Judge
(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.
— Jerry Lewis
I'm dragging the audience to hell with me
— Jerry Lee Lewis
If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
All you gotta do honey is kinda stand in one spot, wiggle around just a little bit.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains.
— Jerry Lewis
Pity? [If] you don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair, stay in your house!
— Jerry Lewis
I never set fire to a piano. I'd like to have got away with it, though. I pushed a couple of them in the river. They wasn't any good.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
Y'know, there's nothin' like tearing up a good club now and then.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
I'm coming on home to you instead cause they're all too ugly tonight.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
— Michael O'Donoghue
You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.
— Jerry Lewis
I've had great success being a total idiot.
— Jerry Lewis
Either be hot or cold. If you are lukewarm, the Lord will spew you forth from His mouth.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.
— Jerry Lewis
I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.
— Harland Williams
I am right. I'm always right. One time I thought I was wrong, I found out I was right.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
I was very keen on people like Elvis, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Gene Vincent.
— Robin Trower
I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
— Jerry Lewis
Hippies? Why, I'm the original.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
Back then, I, most rockers loved Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis ... you know in the '60s.
— Joe Cocker
You may catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you'll get them to work harder if you use a flyswatter.
— Jerry Lewis
I've always showed up. If I got paid.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
She didn't mean to be unkind, why she even woke me up to say good-bye.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
You've got to walk and talk with God to go to heaven ... I have the devil in me! If I didn't have, I'd be Christian!
— Jerry Lee Lewis
Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around.
— Jerry L. Lewis
My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands
— Jerry Lewis
I need the applause.
— Jerry Lewis
The day you're born, you get the pink slip on YOU. Outright ownership. You must only share that life with those that you and only you choose.
— Jerry Lewis
Down in Louisiana we call that Boogie Woogie!
— Jerry Lee Lewis
If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.
— Jerry Lewis
For those who understand, no explaination is needed ... For those who don't, none will do.
— Jerry Lewis
These fingers of mine got brains in 'em.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I've been winning fortunes, and I've been losing them.
— Jerry Lewis
I never tell an audience what they can expect. I never have and I never will. I'm an entertainer for 75 years.
— Jerry Lewis