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Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: I only do a show when there's somebody

I only do a show when there's somebody I want to talk to. — Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor

Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it. — Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By C.L. Taylor: We all have secrets. Most are guilty, a

We all have secrets. Most are guilty, a few are wretched and some are too precious to share. — C.L. Taylor

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but

We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it. — Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Denis Markell: Dad has shamelessly played the Mom card. Against

Dad has shamelessly played the Mom card. Against which there is no defense. — Denis Markell

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: All magic is 'Here's a quarter, now it's

All magic is 'Here's a quarter, now it's gone. You're a jerk. Now it's back. You're an idiot. Show's over.' — Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Rumi: Once the seed of faith takes root, it

Once the seed of faith takes root, it cannot be blown away, even by the strongest wind - Now that's a blessing. — Rumi

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Anne Frank: I misjudged her, wasn't mature enough to understand

I misjudged her, wasn't mature enough to understand how difficult it was for her. — Anne Frank

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Mark Rothko: The most interesting painting is one that expresses

The most interesting painting is one that expresses more of what one thinks than of what one sees — Mark Rothko

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Nina LaCour: I could say the night felt magical, but

I could say the night felt magical, but that would be embellishment.
That would be romanticization.
What it actually felt like was life. — Nina LaCour

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Ruth Rendell: I don't think there is a fictional character

I don't think there is a fictional character who resembles me because fictional characters are not real! — Ruth Rendell

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Criss Jami: When there's music in your soul, there's soul

When there's music in your soul, there's soul in your music. — Criss Jami

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Kirsten Smith: I realize the thing about a guy you've

I realize the thing about a guy you've spent your whole life loving from afar is that even though he's real you've really made most of him up. — Kirsten Smith

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: Airline hostesses show you how to use a

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Donna Tartt: When we are sad ... it can be

When we are sad ... it can be comforting to cling to familiar objects, to things that don't change. — Donna Tartt

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Albert Einstein: "One becomes a deeply religious nonbeliever ... ".

"One becomes a deeply religious nonbeliever ... ". It is clear from the original
that it is definitely not "I". — Albert Einstein

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: The only way a show works is you

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do. — Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld Show Quotes By Solomon: The lesser of two evils is still evil.

The lesser of two evils is still evil. — Solomon