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Joe Dirt Quotes By Adam Carolla: Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis! — Adam Carolla

Joe Dirt Quotes By Jesse Petersen: Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

Present a united front: YOU against the zombies. — Jesse Petersen

Joe Dirt Quotes By Jean-Jacques Rousseau: A man speaks of what he knows, a

A man speaks of what he knows, a woman of what pleases her: the one requires knowledge, the other taste. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Joe Dirt Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: The more efficient a force is, the more

The more efficient a force is, the more silent and the more subtle it is. — Mahatma Gandhi

Joe Dirt Quotes By David Sedaris: Here I am, just turned fifty, and I

Here I am, just turned fifty, and I forgot that my father isn't dead yet! — David Sedaris

Joe Dirt Quotes By Marie Osmond: Life can be real tough ... you can

Life can be real tough ... you can either learn from your problems, or keep repeating them over and over. — Marie Osmond

Joe Dirt Quotes By Billie Joe Armstrong: I'm a dirt bag rock and roller. I

I'm a dirt bag rock and roller. I want to represent that before anything else — Billie Joe Armstrong

Joe Dirt Quotes By Joe Haldeman: Politicians cover their mistakes with money; cooks cover

Politicians cover their mistakes with money; cooks cover their mistakes with mayonnaise; doctors cover theirs with dirt. — Joe Haldeman

Joe Dirt Quotes By Denzel Washington: So you never know who you touch. You

So you never know who you touch. You never know how or when you'll have an impact, or how important your example can be to someone else (20). — Denzel Washington