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The advanced interstellar culture operates on a barter system. Never saw that one coming.
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Felt the dark finger of hypocrisy stroking his soul.
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Lucas's Colt .45 Gold Cup and Beretta 92F, and drove up
— John Sandford
Does a chicken have lips?
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The press conference was held in a courtroom at the new county courthouse, a space that did its best to translate justice into laminated wood.
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These characters are not spontaneous creations. They are engineered down to the last nut and bolt.
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trust no one, everything breaks, nothing works as advertised, and if anything can go wrong, it will.
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Got Hollow Points?" Another said: "Heavily Armed . . . and easily pissed." A third one: "Point and Click . . . means you're out of ammo.
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We ain't in California no more," Pilate said. "Every fuckin' body up here's got a gun. Even that old lady in the hamburger shop, shot Michelle.
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One of the girls said, "I think you should go now." Virgil stood
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bleeding heavily, her eyes flat with
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Volvos are fundamentally invisible.
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love of money is the root of all evils.' Timothy, six-ten.
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With most of my books, I'll actually go out and look at the setting. If you describe things carefully, it kind of makes the scene pop.
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Even thinking was hard.
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I've always been sort of interested in the rural countryside. Things happen out there that are very strange to city dwellers.
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Impossible to know. The thing is, you take a fork in the road, it doesn't always work out for the better . . . but sometimes it does. It must.
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systems - power, propulsion, communication, life support - were
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Never been there, the Middle East," Qatar said vaguely.
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When you're building a character, or at least when I'm building a character, you start saying, 'How am I going to make people like him?'
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Fresh ideas from this group was virtually an oxymoron, Marlys thought, wriggling her butt against the comfortless chair.
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Carver was truculent: "What's a good part of it?
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bar. Lucas pointed at a stool and said, "Beer?
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....there are as many nuts on the left as there are on the right, and in the long run, the lefties are probably more dangerous.
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Most people like a little sex in their novels.
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comment. "Are you sure you've got the
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I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.
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So she made no secret about being gay?""Why should she?" the little old lady asked. "Nobody would care but a bunch of stuffy old men. — John Sandford
copy of an aerial photo from the engineering department.
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Just go outside and look at something and write it down and you'll find it is a very nice piece of writing.
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If the AG had been a lightbulb instead of a lawyer, he would have been about a twenty-watt.
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If there were honorary degrees for assholes, he'd be a doctor of everything," Lily said.
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I'll bring pajamas " she said."Yeah? You have any idea how old I am?"
"Not nearly as old as you're gonna be by midnight. — John Sandford
Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it.
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LOUISE WAS SORTING nuts and bolts into metal bins at the back of the somnambulant hardware store.
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Nuts don't come in bunches. Only grapes do.
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There's something about marriage that is not as intensely romantic or interesting as a couple's first meeting.
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The woman had thick plastic glasses and looked up at them, eyes large as eggs behind the lenses, and asked, "Jeez, who got murdered?
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Oh yeah, I heard you got born again.' she said. 'Which you needed since they fucked up the first time.
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Does Raggedy Ann have a cotton crotch?
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Carol Druze Was A Stone Killer.
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I am not so afraid that I cannot see the truth.
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When any worthwhile thing is done in the world, it's usually done by somebody weird.
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JENKINS AND VIRGIL walked back up the valley to the Ruff house, and found Muddy inside, tootling on a black electric guitar, a complex
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Okra is essentially a squid that grows in the ground instead of swimming in the ocean.
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If I get killed, put my boots back on me.
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a few times, and then pushed the screen door open. "Let's go," Stern said. As they crossed the porch
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Most people who are trying to write kind of sit in their basements and pull it out of their imaginations.
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Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7
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Lucas's position was supine: that is, whenever he heard people arguing about it, he wanted to lie down and take a nap.
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was crooked as a sidewinder rattlesnake. "So what
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