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Other people have analysis. I have Utah.
— Robert Redford
Never set out to be the best. It's too low a standard. Set out to be good. Do Your best.
— Henry Mintzberg
Philosophy means the complete liberty of the mind.
— Henri Frederic Amiel
Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you.
— Penny Marshall
Ah, what a life is theirs who live in Christ; How vast the mystery! Reaching in height to heaven, and in its depth The unfathomed sea!
— Elizabeth Prentiss
If anyone looks back to the '70s, '80s with nostalgic rosy colored glasses and goes, 'Well, everything was awesome.' No, everything was not awesome!
— John Oates
Mrs. Plutarski is such a pill to me. You'd think I
routinely crapped on the altar, the way she treats me. — Kristan Higgins
routinely crapped on the altar, the way she treats me. — Kristan Higgins
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here's the bad news. You just wasted it listening to this joke.
— Conan O'Brien
Without struggle, no progress and no result. Every breaking of habit produces a change in the machine.
— George Gurdjieff
The best-run churches and organizations are masters of the midcourse correction. They plan in pencil.
— Larry Osborne
So this is how the merchant ship won't follow us," I mumbled, "They aren't insane enough to join the party.
— Katherine McIntyre