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I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke.
— Jessica Capshaw
My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.
— Tommy Tran
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
— Carol Burnett
I love people with strong convictions, because we are living in a very PC world. You can't crack a joke without it being in the headlines.
— Imelda May
Sometimes in the studio movies I've been working in, you'll put a joke in a movie because the crowd loves it - not because I love it.
— David Gordon Green
Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
— Louis C.K.
I love to play the game, love to be around the rink, and love to joke around with my teammates and have some fun.
— Patrick Kane
Ace would be the first to turn the words into a joke, one about how artists fell in love every day before noon and got their hearts broken by dinner.
— Kit Rocha
Salander in love. What a fucking joke.
— Stieg Larsson
Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.
— Joss Stirling
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.
— Chelsea Handler
It's hard to live with people willing to send you to exile or death. It's hard to become intimate with them. It's hard to love them.
— Milan Kundera
I joke with my kids, who love history, that I'll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term.
— Scott Walker
I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
— Santosh Kalwar
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.
— Joss Whedon
Only the day before, Cockie's dark joke wouldn't have included me, but now it did. "Is love always such a mess, do you suppose?
— Paula McLain
He, Dominix Alexander Zubiri, was in love. With a woman who gagged at the thought of sucking his dick. The universe's idea of a colossal joke.
— Jianne Carlo
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.
— Mary Roberts Rinehart
Keep moving. Don't get bogged down. Don't think about the bad stuff. Smile and joke even when you don't feel like it.
— Rick Riordan
Maybe real love is being able to ask, Do I have greens in my teeth?
— Francine Prose
I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it.
— Ryan Reynolds
Because a mother's love is God's greatest joke.
— Anne Enright
I joke to people in the press that I realize I'm not black, I'm actually white. But I've got these roots in black American music. I love it.
— Glenn Hughes
Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final.
— Corinne Michaels
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.
— Mitt Romney
Oh you rebel you!
— Mallory Hopkins
In my stories I kill off every love scene with a joke. Don't try this at home.
— Shelley Malec Vitale
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
— Reba McEntire
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cant laugh at a joke agian and agian, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over agian?
— Monika Ramzy
Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Love
Of My Life! — Petra Hermans
Of My Life! — Petra Hermans
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Rachel snatched her hand back. Sorry, I forgot the rules. Everything's a joke until it's not, and words don't mean anything until you want them to.
— Kit Rocha
I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love.
— Jenny Slate
I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes.
— Steve Carell
The Gods too love a joke.
— Plato