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Joke That Starts Quotes By J.D. Salinger: I remember a little dispersed band of unfamiliar

I remember a little dispersed band of unfamiliar faces that surreptitiously turned around, now and then, to see who was coughing. — J.D. Salinger

Joke That Starts Quotes By Colleen Hoover: Real ugly endings are better than fake happily

Real ugly endings are better than fake happily ever after's — Colleen Hoover

Joke That Starts Quotes By Grant Mudford: I realized eventually that if I was really

I realized eventually that if I was really on top of what I was doing, I should be able to make photographs out of almost anything. — Grant Mudford

Joke That Starts Quotes By Joan Van Ark: When I become the village idiot, or at

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. — Joan Van Ark

Joke That Starts Quotes By Joe Bob Briggs: Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke. — Joe Bob Briggs

Joke That Starts Quotes By Whitney G.: Spare me the goddamn ellipses." He hissed.

Spare me the goddamn ellipses." He hissed. — Whitney G.

Joke That Starts Quotes By Honeya: Never make a person feel, that he/she is

Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her. — Honeya

Joke That Starts Quotes By Jessica Brody: A small shift in perspective and everything falls

A small shift in perspective and everything falls into place — Jessica Brody

Joke That Starts Quotes By Jim Hodge: If you never go to the front row

If you never go to the front row you will never get a front row spot. — Jim Hodge

Joke That Starts Quotes By Steven Wilson: It was a bit of fun. But of

It was a bit of fun. But of course like anything that starts as a joke, people started to take it all seriously! — Steven Wilson

Joke That Starts Quotes By Brian Posehn: I think too much during my day-to-day life;

I think too much during my day-to-day life; I'm the guy who worries about everything. — Brian Posehn

Joke That Starts Quotes By Swami Muktananda: You are purer than the pure. Never manifold,

You are purer than the pure. Never manifold, you are individual Consciousness.
Unborn, unchanging, all-pervasive You are a mountain of joy. — Swami Muktananda

Joke That Starts Quotes By Moshe Sharett: When the Jewish state is established - it

When the Jewish state is established - it is very possible that the result will be transfer of Arabs. — Moshe Sharett

Joke That Starts Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: As far as I know, he never asked

As far as I know, he never asked where she had been or why she had left and she never told. I guess some stories do not need telling. — Khaled Hosseini

Joke That Starts Quotes By Mike Wilmot: Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The

Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself. — Mike Wilmot

Joke That Starts Quotes By Eminem: Don't let them tell you ain't beautiful

Don't let them tell you ain't beautiful — Eminem

Joke That Starts Quotes By Charlton Heston: I've come to feel very strongly, not as

I've come to feel very strongly, not as a joke, that if you appoint a committee of more than four people, their efficiency starts to deteriorate. — Charlton Heston

Joke That Starts Quotes By Aslaug Magnusdottir: There were no tourists. Beer was illegal. There

There were no tourists. Beer was illegal. There was only government television and no television on Thursdays or in the summer. — Aslaug Magnusdottir

Joke That Starts Quotes By S.G. Night: Hmm," Joseph shrugged. "Good point. Who needs a

Hmm," Joseph shrugged. "Good point. Who needs a caravan guard when you've got a Genshwin? — S.G. Night

Joke That Starts Quotes By Joel Samaha: If you were up to your neck in

If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck? — Joel Samaha