Jon Lovitz Quotes
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We wanted to be certain they didn't have a bigger deficit, and Kennedy agreed with me.
— Wilbur Mills
Travellers are just commuters with a wider perspective.
— William G. Taylor
Our children are the only people on whom we can safely take revenge for what was done to us.
— Gloria Steinem
My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.
— Jon Lovitz
The amount of energy saved by switching off the phone charger is exactly the same as the energy used by driving an average car for one second.
— David J. C. MacKay
But then you slammed a door handle into my gut. And when a girl does that to a guy; it means she likes him.
— Lisa McMann
The elements of life do not segregate themselves, unless they are human.
— Zephyr A. McIntyre
But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.
— Jon Lovitz
Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?
— Jon Lovitz
That's how we like to play basketball, is be physical down there in the paint and force teams to the perimeter.
— Bill Laimbeer
The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.
— Jon Lovitz
I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented.
— Jon Lovitz
Apparently, I said what a lot of people are thinking and a lot of people have thanked me.
— Jon Lovitz
What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.
— Eugene Mirman
America today is running on the momentum of a godly ancestry, and when that momentum runs down, God help America.
— Omar N. Bradley
Do you wanna see something swell?
— Jon Lovitz
If you build it, nerds will come.
— Jon Lovitz
