Kangaroo Quotes
Collection of top 31 famous quotes about Kangaroo
Kangaroo Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Kangaroo quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call.
— Jerry O'Connell
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
— Sid Waddell
I think I know now why it is called the Kangaroo Suite. It's because even when you no longer have a child, you carry him forever. It
— Jodi Picoult
He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.
— Andy Van Slyke
Yeah, I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling.
— Steve Irwin
Listen, Frank Zhang has moves. He's probably gonna turn into a kangaroo and do some marsupial jujitsu on their ugly faces.
— Rick Riordan
Whenever a kangaroo puts his paws on your shoulder and gives you a big grin, that is the time to leave.
— Will Cuppy
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
— Todd Barry
The subject was as easy to spot as a kangaroo in a dinner jacket
— Raymond Chandler
I guess that compared to other comic strips, I'm edgy. But put me along something like 'South Park,' and I'm 'Captain Kangaroo.'
— Stephan Pastis
Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.
— Ilona Andrews
Do you know if a kangaroo can jump higher than a house? Of course it does, a house does not jump at all. 2.
— Kevin Moore
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
— Karl Pilkington
You're in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you're asking 'why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS.
— Elle Lothlorien
Kangaroo farts, as fate would have it, don't contain methane.
— Steven D. Levitt
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good.
— Brian O'Driscoll
What's the matter with you anyway?" Riesenfeld shouts "You look like a moon-struck kangaroo!
— Erich Maria Remarque
If you hit a kangaroo in the street and you have to pull out on the side of the road, it can get back up and murder you.
— Vince Staples
For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.
— Charlaine Harris
I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it.
— Steve Irwin
Evolution is a snail, but Revolution is a kangaroo; one crawls, other jumps!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
