Kimmel Quotes
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People's lives are boring.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel still comes across like a guy who crashed a party and got caught at it, yet adamantly refuses to leave.
— Tom Shales
But I think that what you'll discover more and more as you get older is that most people aren't thinking about you at all.
— Haven Kimmel
The issue isn'tnor should it ever be
how weak our child is, but rather how strong our God is. — Tim Kimmel
I never imagined being on television.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex.
— Michael Kimmel
I couldn't for the life of me figure out how long a person had to live, or how good she had to be, to get her hands on some treasure.
— Haven Kimmel
Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising.
— Haven Kimmel
Getting into heaven has nothing to do with what we do for Christ, but rather what He has already done for us.
— Tim Kimmel
How could they possibly be Japanese planes?
— Husband E. Kimmel
Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel.
— Roseanne Barr
Frankly, I'm guessing that before getting to my house today, Shoshanna had thought the Hoover Dam was some kind of vacuum cleaner attachment.
— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel
I have like fifteen televisions in my house.
— Jimmy Kimmel
If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.
— Jimmy Kimmel
My hair looks like it had been purchased at a rummage sale after all the real hair was gone.
— Haven Kimmel
I'm a terrible golfer.
— Jimmy Kimmel
When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.
— Jimmy Kimmel
My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I respect every way in which you are a troublemaker, now get up and do what your mother says.
— Haven Kimmel
There are people in this world so perfect that the fact of them seems like a personal gift ...
— Haven Kimmel
You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.
— Jimmy Kimmel
In our families, we are finding that abandoning that sense of masculine entitlement actually enables us to live happier lives.
— Michael S. Kimmel
I only get unusual ailments.
— Jimmy Kimmel
White men in North America are the beneficiaries of the single biggest affirmative action program in world history. It's called world history.
— Michael Kimmel
I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.
— Jimmy Kimmel
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Love is the commitment of my will to your needs and best interests, regardless of the cost.
— Tim Kimmel
On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Some of the worst elements of Guyland rest on the twin pillars of men's silence and women's compliance.
— Michael Kimmel
...every beautiful and strange event made more poignant for having been photographed.
— Haven Kimmel
Privilege is invisible to those who have it.
— Michael Kimmel
I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel.
— Mike Birbiglia
Hey, it's Florida. Toss a beach ball at me, I'll empty my .45 into you and be home in time for Jimmy Kimmel.
— Paul Levine
I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Our sins are never too great for God to forgive.
— Tim Kimmel
He's no John Walton.
— Haven Kimmel
I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. Also
— Haven Kimmel
My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.
— Jimmy Kimmel
We have the data to prove to men that gender equality is not a zero-sum game, but a win-win.
— Michael Kimmel
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.
— Jimmy Kimmel
Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard...
— Haven Kimmel
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
— Jimmy Kimmel
It was just your life. You were just living your life.
— Haven Kimmel
I describe myself as a human being.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I can't be as flip as I once was.
— Jimmy Kimmel
I think there is another choice for women; it involves challenging Guyland and supporting each other.
— Michael Kimmel
