Laughing Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Laughing
Laughing Quotes & Sayings
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I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.
— Jerry Seinfeld
The landlord's laugh was ready chorus.
— Robert Burns
Sex, dr... inking and rock'n'roll.
— Bryanna Reid
Learn weeping, and thou shalt gain laughing.
— George Herbert
But Lord! To see the absurd nature of Englishmen that cannot forbear laughing and jeering at everything that looks strange.
— Samuel Pepys
The man that loves and laughs must sure do well.
— Alexander Pope
Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.
— Dick Gregory
When you laugh with good-hearted innocence at your own creations, you are free.
— Barbara Marciniak
The devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs.
— Mark Twain
A good time for laughing is when you can.
— Jessamyn West
I aspire to bean old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purposeto make people laugh. — W.C. Fields
She almost burst out laughing. He'd uttered the word talk like it was a communicable disease.
— Lorelei James
If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.
— Casey Wilson
Laughing is, like, my favorite thing to do.
— Agyness Deyn
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale.
— Reginald De Koven
My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!
— C. JoyBell C.
You could be laughing one day about the same issues that you're crying about the next day, so that's life.
— Taraji P. Henson
Some people just derive great joy from making other people laugh. And I do, but I don't feel like I need to do it 24 hours a day.
— Steve Carell
I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don't fake laugh. If they're truly laughing at you, you know they like you.
— Brian Regan
When you laugh at the world, the world dissolves.
— Frederick Lenz
Music bypasses the intellect, it makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to dance, makes you want to have sex.
— Siobhan Fahey
something got dug up, and whoever's responsible put the shovel in our hands and walked away laughing.
— Samuel Sattin
During her childhood Tita didn't distinguish between tears of laughter and tears of sorrow. For her, laughing was a form of crying.
— Laura Esquivel
My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said, 'I don't care as long as they're laughing.'
— Ozzy Osbourne
When things go right (and they go right a lot - you just got to keep trying) there is nothing to really laugh about.
— Ronnie Apteker
If you're a movie star, the studios don't want you to act. They just want you to show up and look good and chase girls and have a lot of laughs.
— William Friedkin
We fear passion and laugh at too much love and those who love too much. And still we long to feel.
— Jeanette Winterson
Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.
— Steve Toltz
Why should I waste my good time making a straight dramatic film? The people who can't make you laugh can do that.
— Mel Brooks
If the Martians ever find out how human beings think, they'll kill themselves laughing.
— Albert Ellis
Self-control is the ability to restrain a laugh at the wrong place.
— Elbert Hubbard
One must laugh and weep, love, work, enjoy and suffer, in short vibrate as much as possible in all his being.
— Gustave Flaubert
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
— Mrs. Patrick Campbell
I need a minute to think, she said. I automatically started the timer on my watch. Suddenly Rosie started laughing.
— Graeme Simsion
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.
— Robin Williams
People in Third World countries think and laugh and smile, just like us. We have got to understand that we are them they are us.
— Rachel Corrie
We all laugh and cough with the same language and will die with the same language as well!
— Javad Alizadeh
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
— Jane Austen
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
— Mindy Kaling
If we were to all sit in a circle and confess our sins, we would laugh at each other for lack of originality.
— Khalil Gibran
Fighting, laughing, loving or crying, if it was with him, I was where I wanted to be.
— Jamie McGuire
football game. "What? You might as well keep me company," he said, laughing at the look on my face.
— Claire Contreras
Heart disease is no laughing matter. After my father suffered a massive heart attack, I realized just how serious heart disease can be.
— Cheryl Hines
He'd learned his lesson a long time ago: Even in the midst of heartbreak, you could still find yourself laughing.
— Cassandra Clare
I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh
— Sachin Tendulkar
Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It
— William Shakespeare
I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.
— Rob Delaney
No one laughs at God in a hospital,
— Regina Spektor
Ronnie Barker was a straightforward man who had this extraordinary ability to make the nation laugh
— Michael Palin
Maria said, "Penmanship is no laughing matter, Miss Field.
— Mark Beauregard
We laugh at others and we don't realize that someone will be just as justified in laughing at us on some not too remote day
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
You gotta laugh and love and take all life has to give. You gotta live and learn so you can learn to live.
— Darius Rucker
She stared.Then she busted out laughing.
And that was it.
All that he needed.
Cher was laughing.
Garett was calm. — Kristen Ashley
Beauty may catch the eye, but a jolly laugh will lasso the heart.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me.
— Shannon L. Alder
Laughing brings out the good in food. It's good to laugh. If you don't laugh, you're going to magnify. And if you magnify, you're going to die.
— Michael Paterniti
If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.
— Bette Midler
I want people to say, "Oh my God, I'm laughing out loud at television."
— Keegan-Michael Key
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
— Jackie Mason
And while everybody was busy laughing, what was I doing? I was laying the foundation to what I have in place now.
— Victoria Beckham
Like most writers I know, I love being on stage. I've sublimated the dramatic urge by teaching and by making people laugh.
— Francine Du Plessix Gray
It is good to laugh. Laughter is spiritual relaxation.
— Abdu'l- Baha
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
— Yakov Smirnoff
