Lawn Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Lawn
Lawn Quotes & Sayings
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A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.
— Michael Pollan
You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.
— Jeff Foxworthy
The thing I love is that my home life hasn't changed. I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn.
— Taylor Lautner
two blocks down from my house? What the hell is going on?" "Nothing good," Marino says. I Google Sonny's Lawn Care. There's no such
— Patricia Cornwell
I grew up in Florida, so every now and then, we'd have a garter snake in the lawn. But I'm not super okay with them.
— Maulik Pancholy
Presentiment is that long shadow on the lawnIndicative that suns go down;
The notice to the startled grass
That darkness is about to pass. — Emily Dickinson
![Lawn Quotes By Dorothy Parker: [On Dashiell Hammett:] ... he is so hard-boiled](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/lawn-quotes-by-dorothy-parker-722259.jpg "Lawn Quotes By Dorothy Parker: [On Dashiell Hammett:] ... he is so hard-boiled")
[On Dashiell Hammett:] ... he is so hard-boiled you could roll him on the White House lawn.
— Dorothy Parker
Interspersed in lawn and opening glades,Thin trees arise that shun each others' shades. — Alexander Pope
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
— R. K. Milholland
Out on the lawn I lie in bed, Vega conspicuous overhead.
— W. H. Auden
Grow the lawn and mow the lawnalways keep the TV on,
brush your teeth and kill the germs,
poison apples, poison worms. — Trenton Lee Stewart
It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.
— Laura Fraser
My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood.
— Joan Rivers
Because a perfect lawn means things are safe
— Alex Lane
Because in the end, you won't remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.
— Jack Kerouac
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Because I can see the future and I know what will happen if I let you play with the lawn mower.
— Allie Brosh
Lusia's face was red and blotchy. She stared ahead, numb, absentmindedly pulling the grass from the lawn.
— A.O. Peart
They're a rotten crowd', I shouted across the lawn. 'You're worth the whole damn bunch put together.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I'm a big 'Goosebumps' fan - 'Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.' My favorites are the pick-your-own-death ones.
— Tyler, The Creator
I'd rather have a yard filled with genuine garbage than withtrashy lawn ornaments. — Jeannette Walls
She wakes in a puddle of sunlight.Her hands asleep beside her.
Her hair draped on the lawn
like a mantle of cloth. — Roman Payne
A saint in crape is twice a saint in lawn.
— Alexander Pope
The lawn was white with doctors
— Sylvia Plath
The dandelions and buttercups gild all the lawn: the drowsy bee stumbles among the clover tops, and summer sweetens all to me.
— James Russell Lowell
A Canadian newspaperman said yesterday that this is the President's "Easter egghead roll on the White House lawn." I want to deny that!
— John F. Kennedy
She could see Sylvie and her friends on the lawn below, their dresses fluttering like moths in the encroaching dusk.
— Kate Atkinson
"I want to be a lawn." Greta Garbo.
— W.C. Sellar
I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn.
— Chuck Eddy
Can't you just go peek over the wall? Make sure she doesn't have a Trump sign on her lawn?
— Jodi Picoult
Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.
— Phyllis Diller
Beer bottles, whiskey bottles, brown glass, green. They fell to the lawn and I'd feel serene. Adam was king to my stilted queen.
— Kate Bernheimer
Her lawn looks like a meadow, And if she mows the place She leaves the clover standing And the Queen Anne's Lace.
— Edna St. Vincent Millay
Crabgrass is aptly descriptive of this hated weed, for it does scuttle quickly through a lawn.
— Allen Lacy
Imagine if you can - hordes of asuang, prowling the streets of Tokyo, climbing the Eifel tower, walking up the White House lawn!
— Mervin Ignacio
The Allegory of the Wolf Boy" ("At tennis and at tea/Upon the gentle lawn, he is not ours,/But plays us in a sad duplicity").
— Oliver Sacks
I enjoy painting, cutting the lawn and working in the garden when I have time. That's therapy for me. I enjoy working with my hands.
— Billy Williams
You don't mow another man's lawn!
— Billie Joe Armstrong
You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.
— Jeaniene Frost
Say, has some wet bird-haunted English lawn Lent it the music of its trees at dawn?
— Matthew Arnold
Alexia, did you know there is an entire regiment decamping on your front lawn?Laddy Maccon sighed. Really, Ivy, I would never have noticed. — Gail Carriger
I'm not a criminal madman,' said Vimes. ( ... )'Never mind, you'll soon fit in,' said Lawn. — Terry Pratchett
What's in a person's heart and soul will not likely be changed by the ability to command a helicopter to land on the South Lawn.
— Robert Dallek
Your baby can double as a lawn mower.
— Margaret Atwood
For how would you like to be shut up for a whole month at a time, and possibly more in stormy weather, upon a rock the size of a tennis lawn?
— Virginia Woolf
I'm tied up, gagged and about to be bludgeoned to death by a lawn ornament. Jeez, that's depressing.- Raven Smith — Rita Stradling
A college president is like the lawn mower at a cemetary: he has a lot of people under him, but they don't pay much attention to him
— Steven Sample
So I had a view of the water, a partial view of my neighbour's lawn, and the consoling proximity of millionaires
— F Scott Fitzgerald
My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
— Charlaine Harris
I mow my own lawn.
— Ron Reagan
She'd just seen her dead grandmother and had a lovesick warlock on her lawn. The last thing she needed was to worry about extraterrestrial probing.
— Michelle M. Pillow
It was 7 minutes after midnight. The dog was lying on the grass in the middle of the lawn in front of Mrs. Shears's house.
— Mark Haddon
Okay, I'll move the lawn chairs. (Axel)
— Robert Kirkman
Guy Fieri's hair is the front lawn to hell.
— Willie Geist
Murray crossed the sandy lawn using the cautious, inoffensive gait any prudent Jew might adopt under the circumstances,
— James K. Morrow
They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes
— Cassandra Clare
When I won the Derby on Never Say Die I went home and cut the lawn. I haven't cut the lawn since.
— Lester Piggott
except sociopaths trying to sell me term insurance, home security, and lawn care.
— Jonathan Kellerman
If trees had love, instead of leaves, I'd gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you.
— Jarod Kintz
He had come a long way to this blue lawn, and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
And floating in the Sound was a triangle of silver scales, trembling a little to the stiff, tinny drip of the banjoes on the lawn.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
And her taste in men should be applauded until the cows came home and tap-danced on the front lawn.' (Taryn)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her?
— R. J. Anderson
What memoir of childhood doesn't at some point turn on the scent of a sweet pea or a freshly cut lawn or a boxwood hedge, to leap the fence of years?
— Michael Pollan
It was midsummer, but fresh water from the gasping sprinklers made the lawn glitter like spring.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
— Peter Geiger
If the grass is greener somewhere else ... start watering your own lawn!
— Michael Beckwith
Lawn Boy by Gary Paulsen
— Gary Paulsen
I wish I'd not taken off all my clothes in my first television series, 'The Camomile Lawn.'
— Jennifer Ehle
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[ ... ]Are both of you ... ?""Manscaped?" Dante smiled. "I'm fucking Italian; I been mowing my lawn since I was thirteen. — Damon Suede
When I see a dictionary on my desk I feel like I'm looking at some strange dog leaving a twisty piece of poop on our lawn out back.
— Haruki Murakami
