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Art isn't meaningless ... It is in itself. It isn't in that it tries to make life less so.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.
— Charles Dickens
Lake Como has always been a magnet for the elite.
— Janine Di Giovanni
Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs."
"I was curious! — Molly Harper
"I was curious! — Molly Harper
It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive.
— Shawn Keenan
How would you... like my legs?"
"Out of my way. — Lucian Bane
"Out of my way. — Lucian Bane
They knew a good building would praise God better than a bad one, even if the bad one were covered all over with official symbols of praise.
— Thomas Merton
Ala!" Echo sprang to her feet, legs tangled in the sheets. The Ala was here. The Ala had brought food. The Ala was a goddess
— Melissa Grey
Disgust is intuitive microbiology
— Steven Pinker
While she was in transit, being unattached was exhilarating, but the moment she stopped, so did the high.
— Whitney Otto
If your goal is to be comfortable, chances are you'll never get rich. But if your goal is to be rich, chances are you'll end up mighty comfortable.
— T. Harv Eker
Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks.
— A.P.
And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved.
— Anne Bishop
Now go to sleep. I'll wake you up when I want you."
"Should I just sleep with my legs spread or what? — Dominique Frost
"Should I just sleep with my legs spread or what? — Dominique Frost
And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?
— Michael Buckley
I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs.
— Chris Rock
killed tonight, the one whose
— Catherine Vale
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
— Chic Murray
My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for roasting.
— Suzanne Collins
He was telling war stories. The funny, innocuous ones that made everyone forget that war could leave you without fingers, or legs, or a soul.
— Sabrina Fedel
On hitting a shaken opponent - His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce.
— Vinny Paz
If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.
— Robert A. Heinlein
A painting which does not take its inspiration from the heart is nothing more than futile juggling.
— Caspar David Friedrich
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so ... retired mermaids.
— Milton Jones
Do ye hear the children weeping, O my brothers?
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
To strive to better oneself is natural and expected.
To abandon oneself in an effort to attain a new self is foolish and unhealthy. — T.A. Miles
To abandon oneself in an effort to attain a new self is foolish and unhealthy. — T.A. Miles
No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs.
— Quinn Loftis