Lettuce Quotes
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Lettuce Quotes & Sayings
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What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.
— Shel Silverstein
I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce.
— A. J. Jacobs
When a draco has eaten much fruit, it seeks the juice of the bitter lettuce; it has been seen to do this.
— Aristotle.
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
— Hubert H. Humphrey
Tomato and lettuce-especially lettuce-is an abomination.
— Mimi Sheraton
You cannot see the lettuce and the dressing without suspecting a salad.
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Tacos.""Tacos?" I echoed.
This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese."
"I know what a taco is! — Becca Fitzpatrick
I know the price of lettuce. You need to understand price and value. You buy the best lettuce you can at the best price you can.
— Alice Walton
He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce.
— Fintan O'Toole
Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake.
— Gregg Krech
Might I make free with your lettuce, my lady?
— Cassandra Clare
and she saw a bed of lamb's lettuce, or rapunzel.
— Philip Pullman
My heart is brokenIt is full of lettuce and celery
~ from "GACELA OF YOUNG LOVE SINGING",
SINGERS AND WINNERS by Lyndon Walker. — Lyndon James Walker
A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.
— Herbert V. Prochnow
Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl ... it even makes the milk taste like tacos!
— Harry Styles
Lord Vetinari lifted an eyebrow with the care of one who, having found a piece of caterpillar in his salad, raises the rest of the lettuce.
— Terry Pratchett
Some people write string quartets, some grow lettuce and tomatoes. There have to be a few who build railroad stations,
— Haruki Murakami
I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad!
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Lettuce is the Devil.
— Travis Erwin
Lettuce mustard our strength, celery-brate and have bun while I scream, relish the day!
— Tom Althouse
Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it.
— Charles Dudley Warner
You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken.
— Paula Deen
I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
— Louie Anderson
I love to eat lettuce for breakfast, they call me bunny.
— Ryan Bracha
Leafy greens such as romaine lettuce, kale, collards, Swiss chard, and spinach are the most nutrient-dense of all foods.
— Joel Fuhrman
How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you're going ona retreat and eating only lettuce? — Maisey Yates
Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.
— Alton Brown
After all the throwing up, I would starve myself. Which meant eating lettuce and water for two and a half months. I almost lost my life.
— Richard Simmons
You should eat more than that. It must take a lot of lettuce and carrots to keep up any kind of normal body weight.
— Thea Harrison
Lettuce is too Flat
— Mary Rayner
Theodora glared at me, but Mrs. Murphy Sallis gave me a brief smile and offered me her hand, which was as smooth and soft as old lettuce.
— Lemony Snicket
Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny
— Dashiell Hammett
If there are weeds in my garden, I have a problem. But it does not lead me to question the existence of lettuce.
— Douglas Wilson
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
— Rita Rudner
It's pronounced 'Romaine', like the lettuce.
— Rebecca Romijn
I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!
— Lemony Snicket
Let there be another lettuce!
— Terry Pratchett
A naked lunch is natural to us We eat reality sandwiches. But allegories are so much lettuce. Don't hide the madness.
— Allen Ginsberg
