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don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.
— Sheeja Jose
Life is a circle. It spins you around.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
My book sales are way down today. Also, I've received two scathing reviews. One of them calls me a purveyor of insipid wet-dreams.
— Nenia Campbell
Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth showing off ...
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Life is about more that quotes about life
— John Chaplin
Yer a wizard, Harry!
— J.K. Rowling
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually!
— Karen Gibbs
it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school.
— James Jean-Pierre
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
— Shannon L. Alder
I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Play and be happy.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.
— Chandan Sharma
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.
— Erin Mitchell
This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.
— G.G. Silverman
Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth!
— Albert Einstein
There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.
— Santosh Kalwar
I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
It's not fair! (Ryssa)Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be.
— April Mae Monterrosa
Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier.
— Jaleigh Johnson
In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do.
— Eraldo Banovac
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable.
— Kyle Johnson
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I get a kick out of cursing people for life on Sundays.
— Emily Kirby
Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.
— Sandra Chami Kassis