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Life Jokes Quotes By Pawan Mishra: You need to be my wife to win

You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra

Life Jokes Quotes By Horace: If nothing is delightful without love and jokes,

If nothing is delightful without love and jokes, then live in love and jokes. — Horace

Life Jokes Quotes By Louis C.K.: Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Life Jokes Quotes By David Shrigley: I don't really want to tell jokes about

I don't really want to tell jokes about trivia; I'd kind of rather tell jokes about things like life and death. — David Shrigley

Life Jokes Quotes By Samar Sudha: Jokes are actually played by life, which after

Jokes are actually played by life, which after calls tragedies — Samar Sudha

Life Jokes Quotes By Jesmyn Ward: There is laughter, shrill calls. Everyone is flirting,

There is laughter, shrill calls. Everyone is flirting, saying in nudges and jokes and blushing what they would do in private. — Jesmyn Ward

Life Jokes Quotes By Steve Harvey: I don't want to be 60 years old

I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something. — Steve Harvey

Life Jokes Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

Life Jokes Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: If you are reading this then you have

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

Life Jokes Quotes By W.S. Gilbert: Life is a joke that's just begun.

Life is a joke that's just begun. — W.S. Gilbert

Life Jokes Quotes By Joan Rivers: As comedians, we are all laughing because life

As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything. — Joan Rivers

Life Jokes Quotes By Amanda Palmer: WHEN YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE DARKNESS OF

WHEN YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THE DARKNESS OF LIFE, THAT'S WHEN THE DARKNESS TAKES OVER. — Amanda Palmer

Life Jokes Quotes By Allan Dare Pearce: Everything in life is not a joke.""No, but

Everything in life is not a joke."

"No, but it mostly is. — Allan Dare Pearce

Life Jokes Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go.

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Life Jokes Quotes By Tahar Ben Jelloun: I love life in spite of all that

I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter. — Tahar Ben Jelloun

Life Jokes Quotes By Karen Salmansohn: All my life, my immediate response to emotional

All my life, my immediate response to emotional pain has been to make jokes. Lots of jokes. — Karen Salmansohn

Life Jokes Quotes By Ivan Lendl: I enjoy life. I always enjoy jokes.

I enjoy life. I always enjoy jokes. — Ivan Lendl

Life Jokes Quotes By Kathleen Madigan: I don't really write jokes. I wait for

I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage. — Kathleen Madigan

Life Jokes Quotes By Lil' Wayne: Make jokes. No stress. Love. Live Life. Proceed.

Make jokes. No stress. Love. Live Life. Proceed. Progress. — Lil' Wayne

Life Jokes Quotes By Simon Pegg: I think the jokes would have been a

I think the jokes would have been a bit broader and a bit more obvious in terms of the day-to-day of country life. — Simon Pegg

Life Jokes Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: My life is passed in making bad jokes

My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies. — G.K. Chesterton

Life Jokes Quotes By Sue Grafton: Another one of life's little jokes. I thought

Another one of life's little jokes. I thought it was a tumor 'til it started to kick. — Sue Grafton

Life Jokes Quotes By Honeya: If u want to work in Corporate, then

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

Life Jokes Quotes By Marty Rubin: A good joke is life laughing at itself.

A good joke is life laughing at itself. — Marty Rubin

Life Jokes Quotes By Simon Pegg: The main jokes in this film are about

The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that. — Simon Pegg

Life Jokes Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: I nurture very good intentions about you. May

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Life Jokes Quotes By Anonymous: Fuck quotes, live your life.

Fuck quotes, live your life. — Anonymous

Life Jokes Quotes By David Chuka: Life would be perfect if monster would stop

Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting. — David Chuka

Life Jokes Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: What gets me, Varinka, is not really the

What gets me, Varinka, is not really the lack of money but all those little troubles life is full of, all whispering, all those jeers and jokes. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Life Jokes Quotes By Elizabeth McCracken: Life likes jokes; life is constantly making jokes,

Life likes jokes; life is constantly making jokes, even at the most inopportune moments. — Elizabeth McCracken

Life Jokes Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life Jokes Quotes By Rick Riordan: It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan

Life Jokes Quotes By Brad Garrett: My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes. — Brad Garrett

Life Jokes Quotes By Steve Harvey: People see me laughing and telling jokes, but

People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart. — Steve Harvey

Life Jokes Quotes By Avijeet Das: Peace does not walk up to our doorsteps

Peace does not walk up to our doorsteps and press the calling bell! We have to go out there and search for it. — Avijeet Das

Life Jokes Quotes By Milton Berle: I never stole a joke in my life.

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle

Life Jokes Quotes By Frank Ocean: A friend of mine jokes that I have

A friend of mine jokes that I have a painstaking royalty complex. Like maybe I was a duke in a past life. — Frank Ocean