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Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me.
— David Letterman
I'll admit that you felt fucking sweet as silk against my fingers when I had my hand between those pretty thighs.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Everyone should cultivate a secret garden.
— Esther Perel
Humor is the only thing I've got left. Humor and determination.
— Brandon Sanderson
It is only with the best judges that the highest works of art would lose none of their honor by being seen in their rudiments.
— John Frederick Boyes
It's said, after all, that people reach middle age the day they realize they're never going to read Remembrance of Things Past.
— Alison Bechdel
I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.
— Rowan Atkinson
Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Intellect really exists in its products; its kingdom is here.
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
When happiness is happening it feels as if nothing else happened before it, it is a sensation that happens only in the present tense.
— Deborah Levy
wondering if Chuck had a soul, and if it was still hovering over his body like a feeble smell.
— Margaret Atwood
Pain is short, and joy is eternal.
— Friedrich Schiller