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Liquor Funny Quotes By Nora Roberts: Don't 'honey' me in that southern-fried twang.

Don't 'honey' me in that southern-fried twang. — Nora Roberts

Liquor Funny Quotes By Mortimer Collins: Hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search

Hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search of nostrums by which they vainly hope they may get more time to squander. — Mortimer Collins

Liquor Funny Quotes By Corliss Lamont: The dynamic, creative present, however conditioned and restricted

The dynamic, creative present, however conditioned and restricted by the effects of prior presents, possesses genuine initiative. — Corliss Lamont

Liquor Funny Quotes By Kendall Kulper: The sky would be clear, colorless, mist blending

The sky would be clear, colorless, mist blending together the air and the ocean, the waves whispering against the rocks. — Kendall Kulper

Liquor Funny Quotes By Paul Krugman: Instead it seems that business - like weight

Instead it seems that business - like weight loss - is a subject wherein hope and fear inspire limitless gullibility. — Paul Krugman

Liquor Funny Quotes By Stonewall Jackson: I like liquor - its taste and its

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson

Liquor Funny Quotes By Robert Reich: Averages don't always reveal the most telling realities.

Averages don't always reveal the most telling realities. You know, Shaquille O'Neal and I have an average height of 6 feet. — Robert Reich

Liquor Funny Quotes By Enrique Iglesias: I know it sounds corny, but when you

I know it sounds corny, but when you follow your dreams, it happens. And if it's music, take it seriously. — Enrique Iglesias

Liquor Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock

Liquor Funny Quotes By Harper Lee: Don't you understand that?" "I understand that you're

Don't you understand that?" "I understand that you're a goddamned hypocrite." "I — Harper Lee

Liquor Funny Quotes By Al Capone: When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my

When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality. — Al Capone

Liquor Funny Quotes By L.F. Falconer: It seems love is the root of all

It seems love is the root of all pain and most of its fruit only leaves a bitter taste behind. — L.F. Falconer

Liquor Funny Quotes By Julius Caesar: Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor. — Julius Caesar

Liquor Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a

My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. — Mitch Hedberg

Liquor Funny Quotes By David Letterman: You know who's also joining the Wall Street

You know who's also joining the Wall Street protesters? Kanye West. That's a real good idea
a guy with diamonds in his teeth protesting greed. — David Letterman