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Make My Day Funny Quotes By Randy Falco: Univision is the only network where you pay

Univision is the only network where you pay for more, not for less. — Randy Falco

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man.

I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Harvey MacKay: Day in and day out, your tax accountant

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: 1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal

Make My Day Funny Quotes By James L. Brooks: I laugh every day. There are days when

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing. — James L. Brooks

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Sylvia Plath: Buddy hugged his father,and promptly, with a dreadful

Buddy hugged his father,and promptly, with a dreadful brightness, came over to me and held out his had.I shook it. It felt fat and moist. — Sylvia Plath

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Noah Scalin: Use only things you find around the bathroom

Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom! — Noah Scalin

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Kelly Bishop: I've been lucky enough to play some funny,

I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier. — Kelly Bishop

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Robert Hugh Benson: The Church must be intelligible to the simple

The Church must be intelligible to the simple as well as to the shrewd. — Robert Hugh Benson

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Bob Marley: Every man should have the right to choose

Every man should have the right to choose their destiny. — Bob Marley

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Sandra Brown: contract. I'm trying to get us through this

contract. I'm trying to get us through this alive, and I don't want my strategy compromised by an amateur with — Sandra Brown

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Nora Jones: Sometimes death is just the beginning

Sometimes death is just the beginning — Nora Jones

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Mark W. Boyer: Whenever I'm running an hour late for for

Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it. — Mark W. Boyer

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Bette Lee Crosby: Church words are easy to say, but they're

Church words are easy to say, but they're not so easy to live by. — Bette Lee Crosby

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Unzipping that body bag didn't bother me," Ranger

Unzipping that body bag didn't bother me," Ranger said, "but I'm going to have nightmares over this casino. — Janet Evanovich

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Jonah Goldberg: [American] liberalism today sees no realm of human

[American] liberalism today sees no realm of human life that is beyond political significance, from what you eat to what you smoke to what you say. — Jonah Goldberg

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Bjork: There's definitely, definitely, definitely, no logic to human

There's definitely, definitely, definitely, no logic to human behaviour ... There's no map And a compass Wouldn't help at all — Bjork

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Caitlin Hale: Jack Black is so funny! On and off

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Pema Chodron: Don't let life harden your heart.

Don't let life harden your heart. — Pema Chodron

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Kevin Hart: I don't write material. Funny things happen to

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. — Kevin Hart

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Sade Adu: I'm not shy or reclusive. I just spend

I'm not shy or reclusive. I just spend my time with people rather than journalists. — Sade Adu

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: The other day someone left a piece of

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. — Tim Vine

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Sarah Jessica Parker: Can you make a mistake and miss your

Can you make a mistake and miss your fate? — Sarah Jessica Parker

Make My Day Funny Quotes By David Wolfe: Being on the road and doing events is

Being on the road and doing events is like getting kids ready for school for most families. — David Wolfe

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

Make My Day Funny Quotes By Carroll Bryant: How am I going to explain to my

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant