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Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I have a very primitive sense that if

I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff for me. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I once talked about wanting to kill myself,

I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was just comforting to know that I could. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: There are also always those burnt, hard kernels

There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I was married once before, and I stopped.

I was married once before, and I stopped. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm weird; I have a very strange emotional

I'm weird; I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I sort of get tired of myself sometimes.

I sort of get tired of myself sometimes. When you're busy, your life becomes relatively small. But I never get tired of talking to other people. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: He doesn't have anything like wisdom of age

He doesn't have anything like wisdom of age or hindsight. He's a biased historian of self, an emotional revisionist. We all are, for the most part. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I live in Los Angeles, I know it

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Art is supposed to punch you in the

Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: He does have that weird mixture of born

He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: When you actually meet the devil and he

When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I need to complicate everything to protect myself

I need to complicate everything to protect myself from success and to remain complicated and overwhelmed. I — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: The truth is, I can't read anything with

The truth is, I can't read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: My dad is actually a manic depressive, which

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: If you have a handlebar mustache, that is

If you have a handlebar mustache, that is pretty much all you are. You are a delivery system for a handlebar mustache. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you

Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see

Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was

Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was a younger guy, just wandering around talking to people was what kept me connected to the world. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: In the sixties and seventies you could probably

In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Hopefully standup will become special again.

Hopefully standup will become special again. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation

Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Margaret Maron: A woman's body doesn't quit just because her

A woman's body doesn't quit just because her heart breaks. — Margaret Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I don't seek controversy. I don't seek to

I don't seek controversy. I don't seek to antagonize. Sometimes it happens, but I'm not there to argue politics. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Arina Tanemura: God, I'm a girl with a cursed fate.

God, I'm a girl with a cursed fate. I've fallen in love with a boy and I want to be happy. — Arina Tanemura

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: In most cases the only difference between depression

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: You can't avoid pain in life. It's how

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I knew most of my radio listeners were

I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Comics seemed to have a handle on things.

Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In

I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: For my next trick I will make everyone

For my next trick I will make everyone understand me. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: But then again, what do I know. I

But then again, what do I know. I project. Then I judge. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Buying my wife a gun sort of like

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: The bile makes it better. I am an

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: There's something to be said that if everyone

There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless it's ice cream. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: We need the children of Indonesia and the

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I used to do a lot of drugs.

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: When I was a young kid I loved

When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I don't make a list of questions. Ever.

I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I just wanted to be a good comic

I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the opportunity to write a show about your life. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Is it hard to make a living in

Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Have you ever had one of those moments

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves? — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I always thought I was funny, but I

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Because we're comics and we pass each other

Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's a mutual respect there. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: You hope to see an arc of growth

You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: It's easy to maintain your integrity when no

It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I didn't really want to kill myself, it

I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm not against people just being funny or

I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I think sharing experience makes everything better. When

I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: There's a fine line between cultural criticism and

There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: That's the big challenge of life - to

That's the big challenge of life - to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don't annoy your friends with your whining. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I've become less angry and a little more

I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: The way I figure it, if you can't

The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: The worst thing about living in this world,

The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of despair and anxiety. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or

There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Rick Shapiro: My bullshit was that I adore you and

My bullshit was that I adore you and I don't have fingers or eyes how to deal with it. — Rick Shapiro

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: On some level any appearance on Television can

On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Faith in the face of disappointment is only

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm sad to see the passing of the

I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Margaret Maron: I get very cranky when interrupted. I snap

I get very cranky when interrupted. I snap at people, sigh dramatically and slam my door shut. — Margaret Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: The demand for standup in the eighties was

The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Dogs are too much to handle. I don't

Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm proud to be part of a generation

I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.' — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I look at every book as a self-help

I look at every book as a self-help book. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I think that standup has always been an

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living

I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I think things evolve into jokes. I don't

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: It's great to have people come out. I

It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen to my show; they know a lot about me. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Get yourself in a situation where you have

Get yourself in a situation where you have no choice. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly

There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm not completely sure we aren't all living

I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: The next evolutionary step is into the screen.

The next evolutionary step is into the screen. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: It's amazing how much you can rationalize when

It's amazing how much you can rationalize when you're on drugs. I could actually say to myself, Look, I'm only doing blow Wednesday through Saturday. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm glad to be part of the war

I'm glad to be part of the war on sadness. I'm a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition

Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: What you don't know about your parents is

What you don't know about your parents is what becomes fascinating as you get older. They — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent

Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I don't care what anybody says, I think

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: When you're young you really think you're angry

When you're young you really think you're angry for reasons and causes. As you get older, you realize you might just be angry. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: I think the reason Jesus is so popular,

I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career. — Marc Maron

Maron Quotes By Marc Maron: The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and

The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive. — Marc Maron