Menopause Quotes
Collection of top 30 famous quotes about Menopause
Menopause Quotes & Sayings
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I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE".
— Celia Rivenbark
Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I highly doubted that was the case.
— Holly Hood
Menopause, perimenopause, childbirth and breast-feeding can all cause a woman's sex drive to shut down.
— Drew Pinsky
I certainly hope I'm not still answering child-star questions by the time I reach menopause.
— Christina Ricci
Menopause: it had to be the gods' ironic warning to (or just plain nasty trick on) humanity for having artificially extended the life span,
— Haruki Murakami
Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men.
— Margaret Atwood
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.
— Dave Barry
It's such a cold night and it's the only time I've actively been grateful for menopause. I've been entirely comfortable.
— Emma Thompson
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
— Roseanne Barr
Other people get moody in their forties and fifties - men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was just really happy.
— Rik Mayall
What you believe can change your experience.
— Staness Jonekos
Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone.
— Fannie Flagg
Retirement is the menopause of an employee's mind and hands.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Women know when they've got the menopause but men don't quite know. They know it afterwards.
— Omar Sharif
Democracy is the menopause of Western society, the Grand Climacteric of the body social. Fascism is its middle-aged lust.
— Jean Baudrillard
If men went through menopause, we'd know everything about it, but we still don't even know if we should be taking hormones.
— Joycelyn Elders
Rock and menopause do not mix.
— Stevie Nicks
Rock and menopause do not mix. It is not good, it sucks and every day I fight it to the death, or, at the very least, not let it take me over.
— Stevie Nicks
The only study that the federal government has engaged in with a vengeance is in trying to see if they can make women fertile after menopause.
— Patricia Schroeder
In the end, the real wisdom of menopause may be in questioning how fun or even sane this chore wheel called modern life actually is.
— Sandra Tsing Loh
I had a bit of a male menopause. It started at the age of 18 and continued until I was 45.
— Ian McShane
Sorrow is not itself evidence of maladjustment but of the adjustment process itself.
— Germaine Greer
Together, the hypothalamus, pituitary, and ovary form a trio that plays a wonderful song of fertility from puberty to menopause.
— Trisha Gura
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
— Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you're not a sex symbol, you're in trouble.
— Helen Gurley Brown
Menopause is your return to where you were before, when your hormone levels are the same as a pre-adolescent girl's.
— Sandra Tsing Loh
I call the Change of Life "Orchids" because menopause is such an ugly word. It's got men in it for goddsakes.
— Lisa Jey Davis