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Military Humor Quotes By Douglas MacArthur: Whoever said the pen is mightier than the

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons. — Douglas MacArthur

Military Humor Quotes By Mary Roach: US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages.

US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages. This fact on its own yields a sense of what it is like to design garments for the Army. — Mary Roach

Military Humor Quotes By Evan Wright: We're like America's little pit bull. They beat

We're like America's little pit bull. They beat it, starve it, mistreat it, and once in a while they let it out to attack somebody. — Evan Wright

Military Humor Quotes By Juliette Binoche: I'm very down-to-earth and accessible, I think.

I'm very down-to-earth and accessible, I think. — Juliette Binoche

Military Humor Quotes By Maidie Norman: I thought 'The Well' was going to launch

I thought 'The Well' was going to launch my career, but nothing happened. — Maidie Norman

Military Humor Quotes By Garry Trudeau: Humor can inform and break down stigma, which

Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military. — Garry Trudeau

Military Humor Quotes By David Halberstam: The networks at their worst (were) at once

The networks at their worst (were) at once greedy and timid. — David Halberstam

Military Humor Quotes By Frank Zappa: Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial

Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa

Military Humor Quotes By Andrew Shaffer: I have hobbies," he says, smirking. "Physical pursuits:

I have hobbies," he says, smirking. "Physical pursuits: Base-jumping, hang-gliding, underwater basket-weaving. — Andrew Shaffer

Military Humor Quotes By Cherry Adair: Never run after a man or a bus,

Never run after a man or a bus, there's always another one in five minutes. — Cherry Adair

Military Humor Quotes By Tessa Bailey: I'm going to kill you," she whispered. He

I'm going to kill you," she whispered.
He sat up once more, wrapped her hair around his fist and growled. "Fuck me, instead. — Tessa Bailey

Military Humor Quotes By Gregory S. Close: It's hard to win a war with a

It's hard to win a war with a front at your back. — Gregory S. Close

Military Humor Quotes By Isaac Abravanel: Love turns one person into two; and two

Love turns one person into two; and two into one. — Isaac Abravanel

Military Humor Quotes By Lee Child: Both were military. That was clear.Reacher could tell

Both were military. That was clear.Reacher could tell by their haircuts. No civilian barber would be as pragmatic or as brutal. — Lee Child

Military Humor Quotes By Leif Herrgesell: Don't stop aspiring. Just learn to duck. .

Don't stop aspiring. Just learn to duck. . . — Leif Herrgesell

Military Humor Quotes By Ben Tolosa: Commitment is the only currency that keeps a

Commitment is the only currency that keeps a family together. — Ben Tolosa

Military Humor Quotes By Anne Perry: He was a man built to yearn for

He was a man built to yearn for what he could not have. — Anne Perry

Military Humor Quotes By Winston Churchill: Every man should ask himself each day whether

Every man should ask himself each day whether he is not too readily accepting negative solutions. — Winston Churchill

Military Humor Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he

Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Military Humor Quotes By Shawn Durnin: Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to

Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard ... -George Foster — Shawn Durnin

Military Humor Quotes By Agnes De Mille: Dancers aren't made of their technique, but their

Dancers aren't made of their technique, but their passion. — Agnes De Mille

Military Humor Quotes By Rich Allan: What a slacker. Just because daddy paid for

What a slacker. Just because daddy paid for his college education, he thinks he can avoid dying for his country."
Willie "Drafted — Rich Allan

Military Humor Quotes By Eric Schneiderman: There's nothing wrong with advocating for your own

There's nothing wrong with advocating for your own company. — Eric Schneiderman

Military Humor Quotes By Colby Buzzell: The other day, we went somewhere, and did

The other day, we went somewhere, and did something. — Colby Buzzell

Military Humor Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: She says with that mistyfar-away look in her

She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Military Humor Quotes By Don Roff: Writing a first-draft battle scene is akin to

Writing a first-draft battle scene is akin to real combat - chaos, confusion, and you must keep your cool as you fire word bullets downrange. — Don Roff

Military Humor Quotes By Tawna Fenske: Stop," he murmured, or at least that's what

Stop," he murmured, or at least that's what he meant to say. It came out sounding more like "Yes," which probably wasn't the same thing at all. — Tawna Fenske

Military Humor Quotes By The Searcher: Searching is just like finding, only it comes

Searching is just like finding, only it comes first and is spelled differently. — The Searcher

Military Humor Quotes By Brian Wilson: If you're going to write a song, try

If you're going to write a song, try to get together with a collaborator because it's better to write with collaborators. — Brian Wilson

Military Humor Quotes By A. Lee Martinez: The universe was filled with secrets, and he

The universe was filled with secrets, and he understood now that one of the biggest was that no one needed to know them all. — A. Lee Martinez

Military Humor Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Military Humor Quotes By Nine Naughty Novelists: He was a moth to her flame, a

He was a moth to her flame, a marshmallow to her campfire, a redneck to her bottle rocket ... — Nine Naughty Novelists