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Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.
— Adrienne Bailon
I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.
— Milton Jones
When we die, our spirits go to the spirit world, and our bodies return to the elements of the earth until the resurrection.
— John Bytheway
Black is like the silence of the body after death, the close of life.
— Wassily Kandinsky
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
— Milton Jones
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
— Milton Jones
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.
— Milton Jones
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.
— Milton Jones
I spend long days wearing a corset - but no pain, no gain.
— Phyllis Logan
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so ... retired mermaids.
— Milton Jones
I've got a bit of Scottish Blood ... On my kitchen knife!!
— Milton Jones
Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner.
— Milton Jones
I learned at an early age that every breath that we take is borrowed. We need to be thankful for our life and never take it for granted.
— DeLisha Milton-Jones
When all around is dark, there is nothing to do but to wait until the eye accustomed to the dark
— Haruki Murakami
These poor, rich men who, seeing that you can't be caught, attempt to buy a thing they know cannot be bought.
— Patrick Rothfuss
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids.
— Milton Jones
As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.
— Milton Jones
When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.
— Milton Jones
God gives enabling grace to go on.
— Johnny Hunt
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better
— Milton Jones
If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation.
— Milton Jones
A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!
— Milton Jones
When our schools fail to teach our children what they should know, other schools take their place and teach different lessons, which we may not like.
— Anand Neelakantan
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.
— Milton Jones
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.
— Milton Jones
The hand of the Creator is actively involved in every atom, every plant, every creature, and yourself, in every cell in your body.
— Jaggi Vasudev
I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.
— Milton Jones
I like to consider myself young at heart and ageless.
— DeLisha Milton-Jones
