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Hey, a disclaimer about me: I'm rude.
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Some people really feel uncomfortable around women who don't hate themselves. (P.221)
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Listen, my body is attracted to your body but when you speak it makes my brain angry.
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Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered
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Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.
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It wasn't until later that I realized Paul's quietness was a result of his confidence. He didn't need to shout to be heard.
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It doesn't help for you to name a character's first name be Mindy and then be like, "I'm nothing like the character."
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Is Dwight really like that in real life?" to which I respond: "Oh, no, Rainn isn't like Dwight. Dwight is an angel next to Rainn. Rainn is a demon.
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Will (now renamed "Trouble Don't Pick Up" in my phone) came to L.A. with the president and asked me to dinner.
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Hell is Whole Foods on a Sunday. It's hordes of moms in lightweight fleeces pushing one another out of the way to get to bins of dry lentils.
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Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier.
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Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women.
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I'm Adorable. I Look like Keira Knightley Running Errands!
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So I'm into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man.
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Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke.
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I hate gowns. It's a rare gown indeed that is cool. Most are elegant or whatever, a quality I don't put a big premium on.
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The expectation that TV women need to be more likeable than men is bullshit and in need of a change.
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Not getting Lasik at this point is like being that girl in 2006 who didn't have a cell phone.
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I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself.
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I love you, Mindy! Mindy, look at me, believe me!"
"I don't?
"Why????"
"Because you love me until you don't. — Mindy Kaling
"I don't?
"Why????"
"Because you love me until you don't. — Mindy Kaling
My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life.
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Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.
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I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed.
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Haters are just more people paying attention to you.
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When you're that low on the totem pole, you sometimes think you're so unimportant that no one can hear you.
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Sports movies had brainwashed me into the belief that when the chips are down the most, that is when success is the most inevitable.
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I am the kind of person who, if my feelings are unrequited, can completely detach from someone emotionally if I simply put my mind to it.
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Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.
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I was kind of unfriendly and suspicious of everyone around me. I didn't talk until I was about 15. It's a kind of famous story at my house.
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I would love to have Snoop Dogg waiting in my office in a cupcake-print suit to tell all my problems to. Wouldn't we all?
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I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.
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I got a text. It was Will, on Air Force One, about to take off back to Washington: I should've kissed you. That's on me.
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Comedy writers have the most fragile egos.
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My dad is a very snappy dresser; he gets all his stuff tailored. He's an architect, so he's a little more artistically minded.
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I am an incredibly impatient person.
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What's so wrong with effort, anyway? It means you care.
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Learning about new hot sauces is the least expensive way to improve my quality of life.
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I really ought to send him some money, but, honestly, he doesn't need it. He has that sweet Despicable Me money.
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I want you to picture me as a cute little anime character that popped out from behind a mushroom or something and landed in Hollywood.
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That's the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.
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My parents were supportive of my creativity but did not have a lot of patience for whimsy with zero production value. They had stuff to do.
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Remember, this was back in the '90s, before the only way to be a cool teenager was to have a baby or a reality show (or both).
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I've worked in television for 10 years straight. If I were a man, it wouldn't be considered strange [to have confidence] at all.
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Skinny foodie, get away from me.
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I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.
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There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I'm grateful you made this choice.
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I knew the truth, which is if someone really wants to see you, they always find a way. Always. That
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I guess I'm the kind of person who likes to be part of something so much that I won't care if the something is bad.
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People don't say "Give me your honest opinion" because they want an honest opinion. They say it because it's rude to say "Please tell me I'm amazing.
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To put it kindly, I am a very talkative, social person. To put it less kindly, I'm a flibbertigibbet, which is what my frenemy Rainn Wilson calls me.
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I'm an A student. I'm addicted to feedback, and I want to please people. That's sort of how I've gotten to where I am.
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Who is this invisible antiterrorist? It's me, Mindy Kaling. I was hiding behind Cee Lo's fur coat, and no one saw me.
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Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.
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That's why every doctor on TV is a drug addict, a sociopath, or just plain mega-rude. Doctors can do anything they want!
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I know many friends who loved their sororities. I wasn't traumatized. I was just bored.
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Every kid wants approval, but my desire to be well liked was central to my personality.
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Cause that's all I want. A sweet, mature, normal, loving guy, with no baggage. And who has an absolutely enormous penis.
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They gave you that trophy so you wouldn't feel bad, not because you deserved it. You should know the difference.
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True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
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Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.
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I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.
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Why wear white? It's like, forget about dropping something on it. I don't understand how anybody wears white.
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I feel like the high-concept shows that have some kind of gimmick tend not to be the hit classic shows of all time.
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I especially like eavesdropping on women my age. Besides being titillating, it also helps me gauge where I'm at in comparison.
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I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.
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I have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints.
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I got to see my friend B. J. Novak daily, which, when we weren't fighting, was the absolute best.
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If my childhood, teens, and twenties were about wanting people to like me, now I want people to know me. So,
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The truth is, it's hard to get people to like you, but it's even harder to keep people liking you.
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