Minnesota Quotes
Collection of top 68 famous quotes about Minnesota
Minnesota Quotes & Sayings
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Bumble-fuck, Minnesota.
— Eliza Lentzski
Everyone's favorite supper is a gluey carbohydrate-rich concoction known simply as "hotdish" and served in a community Pyrex.
— Diablo Cody
Gleason used to rack balls for me when he was a kid in Brooklyn and in Long Island.
— Minnesota Fats
When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.
— Jesse Ventura
I'm known clean around the Earth.
— Minnesota Fats
I never felt like I belonged in Minnesota when I was growing up there. That's why I was out the door as soon as I turned 18.
— Jessica Lange
I moved from Minnesota to Las Vegas when I was 13, so I spent my high school years there and did some things I'm not proud of.
— Beth Riesgraf
I'm looking California and feeling Minnesota.
— Chris Cornell
Eople (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head.
— Garrison Keillor
I was born in Burnsville, Minnesota, and raised in Eagan, which is right by Burnsville. I've been in that area my whole life.
— Laura Osnes
I moved from Minnesota out to Los Angeles and I thought I was going to hate it out there, but I really like it.
— Jonny Lang
I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country ... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.
— Terry Gilliam
It was the Buffalo Bills at the Minnesota Vikings on NBC. It went to about five markets.
— Al Michaels
This is important, to represent our country. We've also got to be ready for the Minnesota Twins.
— Carlos Silva
My hope is next year Terry and I can work out a contract. I have no problem with the Minnesota Twins.
— Scott Boras
I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's there once. I'm not trying to namedrop.
— Billy Gardell
Omaha, Nebraska. Sac City, Iowa. Alexandria, Indiana. Darwin, Minnesota. Hollywood, California. Alliance, Nebraska.
— John Green
There is no such thing as a typical season, not for the Cardinals, not for San Diego, not for Minnesota.
— Dennis Green
I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy.
— Rachael Leigh Cook
I did a little modeling in Minnesota, but because I was a heavier 'model,' I didn't pursue it much when I lived there.
— Brianna Brown
Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.
— Garrison Keillor
I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that.
— Eddie Griffin
A Minneapolis, Minnesota high school teacher hung this sign under the clock in her classroom. "Time will pass ... Will you?"
— James E. Myers
I grew up in a politically aware household: very civically-minded, good Minnesota liberals.
— Alex Pareene
No one on this Earth knows how old I am.
— Minnesota Fats
He loved Minnesota's flora and fauna and seemed ill-suited as either a fawner or floorer, a
— Mark Steyn
It was just the best thing in my life, to come to Minnesota.
— Thomas Vanek
Paul Newman is not a very good pool player.
— Minnesota Fats
I'm 100% Norwegian. Three generations removed and all continuous inbreeding of Norwegian of Minnesota and Iowa, so I traveled to Norway before.
— Eric Christian Olsen
I was raised on a family farm in western Minnesota. So I didn't have the background to prepare me for this business life.
— Glen Taylor
The longest road trip I've ever been on is from Minnesota to Los Angeles.
— Seann William Scott
I'm from Minnesota. I'm optimistic. I mean, that's just who I am.
— Thomas Friedman
I played seven years in Minnesota and I'm looking forward to a better, greater seven years down in Miami. I'm back home. It's great.
— Daunte Culpepper
As a Minnesota agency nurse said, We are not just bed-making, drink-serving, poop-wiping, medication-passing assistants. We are much more.
— Alexandra Robbins
I love Minnesota, and I'd love to play my whole career here.
— Justin Morneau
Enza thought no place on earth could be colder than the Italian Alps, but now she knew she just had never been to Minnesota.
— Adriana Trigiani
You all know from past experiences that the white man only sees the bad that our people do to them. They are blind to their own indiscretions.
— Violetta Botzet Luetgers
I quite like Low, the band from Minnesota. They're absolutely mesmerizing. I get much the same feeling from anything that Will Oldham does.
— Gavin Rossdale
Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers ... they are obviously alcoholics.
— Lewis Black
I'm a lifelong Vikings and Packers fan because I lived in both Minnesota and Wisconsin as a kid.
— Mark Batterson
I was in the Minnesota state Senate from 2000 until 2006. In 2006, I was urged to run for Congress, I did. And I've been here ever since.
— Michele Bachmann
Are you still on Minnesota time?" I asked."I am on whatever time makes this call last longer," he said.
"What's the next meal from now? — Maggie Stiefvater
I live in Minnesota. Lots of people assume that if you want to be an actor, you have to live in Hollywood, but not me.
— Chris Massoglia
I love everything Minnesota.
— Seann William Scott
Growing up in a rural setting in Minnesota, I was raised with the outdoors and a sense of adventure.
— Ann Bancroft
I'd just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses.
— Anna Wintour
If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
— Jesse Ventura
Casey Blake (a former Minnesota Twin, now with the Indians) is a good friend of mine, I'd like to see the Indians win.
— Corey Koskie
The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.
— Minnesota Fats
I wouldn't play in Minnesota unless my career was at an end and I had to go to Minnesota to play the game.
— Torii Hunter
