Moose Quotes
Collection of top 40 famous quotes about Moose
Moose Quotes & Sayings
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I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.
— Eminem
You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.
— Jim Butcher
Moose Factory (I wonder if they make moose there?)
— Vivien Bowers
Did you know that, pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on Earth? It's true. Moose are very in tune with their natural surroundings.
— Mallory Ortberg
Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks.
— Alcee Hastings
I'm so sorry-I broke you moose?
— Morgan Matson
And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose.
— Gary Paulsen
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
— Groucho Marx
I played with Sam Lay, Jimmy Reed, Big Walter Horton, Big Moose Walker, and all those guys.
— Jimmy Smith
Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.
— Theodore Roosevelt
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day.
— Don Kardong
Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my pit. Whoa. Kill a moose
— Julie Anne Peters
Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.
— Jass Richards
Moose are the squirrels of Alaska.
— Tim Moon
No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now.
— Rick Riordan
moose was a moose. There
— Gary Paulsen
I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit.
— Theodore Roosevelt
The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said.
— Rick Riordan
That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi.
— Mikey Way
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth
— Rolf Peterson
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
— Gerald R. Ford
The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus.
— Mary Oliver
Watching you try to be a smooth manipulator is like watching a moose do ballet. What did you do, read Machiavelli for Dummies? Or
— Elliott James
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort.
— Kiera Cass
Let's high stick that moose in the fun bags.
— Christopher Moore
It's the story of how I went from being lionized for helping bring the snipers to justice to being vilified for writing a book about it.
— Charles A. Moose
Everyone says I remind them of a moose,just because my nose is so big.
— Genevieve Cortese
I feel as fit as a bull moose.
— Theodore Roosevelt
You used nunchucks on a moose?"Wolfe got a haunted look in his eyes. "I used all sorts of things on that bastard. — Richelle Mead
If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.
— Samuel Goldwyn
It All Started with a Moose
— Nancy Temple Rodrigue
