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Better broke than dead.
— Rachel Caine
Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?
— Rachel Caine
I so want his wardrobe,' Eve sighed. 'Is that shallow, or just strange?''Don't sell yourself short. It's both.' Shane said. — Rachel Caine
You stole my paranoia," she said. "I was going to say, 'Don't go.' But you're going to no matter what I say, aren't you?
— Rachel Caine
And without forgiveness, there is never any peace.
— Rachel Caine
Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore.
— Rachel Caine
They did seem pretty serious about their mayhem.
— Rachel Caine
That's very rude," Myrnin said. "I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway.
— Rachel Caine
Rambo was a Green Beret," Hannah said. "Please. We eat those army boys for breakfast.
— Rachel Caine
Shred all that, then take the pieces to the incinerator at the end of the hall for burning. I like to be thorough.
— Rachel Caine
Any fool can kill. It takes genius to create.
— Rachel Caine
Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt.
— Rachel Caine
Who's your daddy?'Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? — Rachel Caine
You've turned into quite a bossy little thing," Myrnin said. "I think I might like it.
— Rachel Caine
It's part of the marriage vows. Didn't you read the fine print? To have and to harass.
— Rachel Caine
I love it when you talk dirty physics.
— Rachel Caine
If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
— Rachel Caine
Clarity confused me. I was far less forgiving and kind than the general state of disconnection in which I liked to live.
— Rachel Caine
You come back to us or I swear, I'll find you, dig up your stinky corpse, and kick its ass until it freaking disintegrates.
— Rachel Caine
I just - we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn't, um - ''Yeah, you'd better not have ummed. — Rachel Caine
You can't go around ... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just ... unsanitary.
— Rachel Caine
Don't bait the cougars.
— Rachel Caine
People bond themselves into families and groups for protection, and strangers ... strangers are always at risk.
— Rachel Caine
Silence, and then Eve said, Okay, that was extra creepy, with whipped creepy topping. And this is me, changing my mind.
— Rachel Caine
Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead," he called. "And you said my dispersal system would never work!
— Rachel Caine
Mirnin: Where's Shreve?
— Rachel Caine
Oh who's the Queen?"
"Her, of course. The White Queen. You're just like Alice, you know. Down the rabbit hole with the Mad Hatter. — Rachel Caine
Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?"- Black Dawn — Rachel Caine
It's bad enough I have to be trapped in a car with you children. You'll do your best not to act like children.
— Rachel Caine
You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall."Love you, too, jackass! — Rachel Caine
I'm still alive. And I'm still fabulous.
— Rachel Caine
Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that.""I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine
Stop using him, and start protecting him. I know he thinks he doesn't need it, but sometimes he does. Sometimes we all do.
— Rachel Caine
See, I knew I could count on you for quality mayhem, my man.
— Rachel Caine
Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!
— Rachel Caine
They don't know you're secretly a badass?
— Rachel Caine
Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me.
— Rachel Caine
Gear up, Warrior Princess. We've got some adventuring to do.
— Rachel Caine
He's not getting out of here again ... But you don't have to go all Marquis de Sade on him either. Just kill him or let me.
— Rachel Caine
He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.
— Rachel Caine
I feel like I'm some kind of fugitive here, like I'm hiding from something. Maybe myself.
— Rachel Caine
Now play nicely, make-believe dead girl
— Rachel Caine
Next time we commit crime, we'll make sure to include him.
— Rachel Caine
I can't simply adopt strays because they seem winsome.
— Rachel Caine
Clumsiness would be just as deadly an opponent.
— Rachel Caine
Did he just say?"
"Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did."
"Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then. — Rachel Caine
Please don't go away. You--you matter. To me.
— Rachel Caine
Guys aren't deep enough to need CliffsNotes.
— Rachel Caine
You are so lucky I'm too tired to murder you right now.
— Rachel Caine
I ended your experiment. Because you're not a scientist. You're a monster. I'm not leaving any of them at your mercy.
— Rachel Caine
Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.
— Rachel Caine
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me. — Rachel Caine
Unfortunately, mortal life is very fragile, and very short. Yours could be shorter than usual.
— Rachel Caine
God is forgiving or we would not still be walking this world. But to be moral is not to need his divine forgiveness, I think.
— Rachel Caine
What was your name again?""Still Eve."
"No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right. — Rachel Caine
She smells better," Claire said. "And she made me cookies.
— Rachel Caine
Myrnin said softly. And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?
— Rachel Caine
Hannah: What's your plan?Claire: Go get him
Hannah: Honey, that is not a plan. That's what we in the military call an objective. — Rachel Caine
He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard. Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that.
— Rachel Caine
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Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt — Rachel Caine
I love arguing with you, Claire. You always surprise me. And occasionally, you even make sense.
— Rachel Caine
Dear girls, I can let anyone get hurt because in my world, my safety and well-being come first.
— Rachel Caine
I don't see a way in," Eve whispered.Why are you whispering?" Myrnin whispered back. "Vampires can hear us, anyway. — Rachel Caine
You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record?
— Rachel Caine
Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.
— Rachel Caine
Could you maybe not admire the evil enemy quite as much, and focus on how we're going to get out of this?
— Rachel Caine
You've been the least useless apprentice I've ever had.
— Rachel Caine
Well ... I would make an awesome mayor. I'm very photogenic.
— Rachel Caine