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Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?
— Mort Sahl
i'm as thin
as your
eyelashes — Valzhyna Mort
Life is not for show, but for real.
— Mort Kondracke
Research is what it's going to take to cure all these diseases.
— Mort Kondracke
I don't think fascism is dying for.
— Mort Sahl
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
— Mort Sahl
My life needs editing.
— Mort Sahl
You learn just by trying and experimenting. By the time I was 14, I had my own comic strip in the Kansas City paper.
— Mort Walker
If you can't join them, beat them.
— Mort Sahl
You know me, I love lost causes.
— Mort Sahl
The topics which language limits us to aren't much worth discussing in the first place.(attrib: F.L. Vanderson) — Mort W. Lumsden
THERE'S NO JUSTICE, said Mort. JUST US.
— Terry Pratchett
I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.
— Mort Sahl
I found people looked better when they laughed
— Mort Sahl
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
— Mort Sahl
Practically every day, there is a story in the newspapers about a new breakthrough drug on Parkinson's.
— Mort Kondracke
When I draw, I rule the world.
— Mort Walker
You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.
— Mort Sahl
Death is the word that kills all the words. (La mort est un mot - Qui tue tous les mots)
— Charles De Leusse
We're all entitled to our own opinions. But none of us can afford to be wrong in our facts.
— Mort Crim
HAVE YOU EVER BITTEN REDHOT ICE CUBE? THAT'S CURRY.
— Terry Pratchett
I'd only been in the business three or four years, but I told myself that someday I'd like to be Mort Janklow.
— Larry Kirshbaum
The money opens many doors. That of the coffin, among other things. (L'argent ouvre de nombreuses portes. - Celle du cercueil, entre autres.)
— Charles De Leusse
Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?
— Mort Sahl
Who underestimates is buried in the optimism of the deads. (Qui sous-estime s'enterre - Dans l'optimisme des morts.)
— Charles De Leusse
We thought the fireworks were marvelous," said Mort. "And I expect they'll soon be able to rebuild the outer wall.
— Terry Pratchett
The memory of the dead is indeed a good remorse. (Le souvenir des morts - Est bien un bon remords)
— Charles De Leusse
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
— Mort Sahl
You don't know about that what you talk about," he added, with more feeling than grammar, "else you wouldn't say that. What do you want from me?" Mort
— Terry Pratchett
Mort: How do you get all these coins?Death: IN PAIRS — Terry Pratchett
The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.
— Mort Sahl
Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?
— Mort Sahl
We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man
— Mort Sahl
And he goes around killing people?" said Mort. He shook his head. "There's no justice."Death sighed. No, he said ... there's just me. — Terry Pratchett
Who sees the death blinds the death. (Qui voit la mort - Aveugle la mort)
— Charles De Leusse
How do you get all those coins? asked Mort.IN PAIRS. — Terry Pratchett
Mort chuckled when she staggered through the tomb door. "Witch Slayer, are you? Another lovely title to add to your repertoire.
— Sarah J. Maas
Massoud is dead, but not the hope ! (Massoud est mort, - Mais pas l'espoir !)
— Charles De Leusse
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
— Mort Walker
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
— Mort Sahl
Obama is running again for spite.
— Mort Sahl
I'm a radical, and I always have been.
— Mort Sahl
Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
— Mort Sahl
Mort glanced sideways at the top of Ysabell's dress, which contained enough puppy fat for two litters of Rottweilers, and forbore to comment.
— Terry Pratchett
Above the forest of the parakeets,A parakeet of parakeets prevails,
A pip of life amid a mort of tails. — Wallace Stevens
It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.
— Mort Walker
NO ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING.
— Terry Pratchett
Swan dive down eleven stories highHold your breath until you see the light
You can sink to the bottom of the sea
Just don't go without me — The Civil Wars
A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.
— Mort Sahl
Greed, however it manifests itself, is always ugly.
— Mort Herman
I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!
— Mort Sahl
Often what I need is even a darker darkness.
— Valzhyna Mort
I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
— Mort Sahl
Paul Bowles said, "The sky hides the night behind it, and shelters the people beneath from the horror that lies above." Joseph
— Mort Castle
Death lasts only a moment, but we think about it every moment. (La mort ne dure qu'un instant, - Mais on y pense chaque instant)
— Charles De Leusse
