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If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!
— Leah Broadby
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone.
— Chanel West Coast
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body.
— Beth Fantaskey
Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna.
— Nalini Singh
For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
— Christopher Moore
This stupid toaster is ruining my life!
— Cole Gibsen
It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.
— Frankie Boyle
I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's
— P.S. Berryman
I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.
— Brian Littrell
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
Their faces were clay-coloured and featureless, yet not stupid; they might have been shrewd turnips.
— Rebecca West
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.
— Terry Jones
Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
— Alan Bennett
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
— Hillary Rodham Clinton
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie