Motherfucker Quotes
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Motherfucker Quotes & Sayings
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Limp dick motherfucker! Let me go!
— Belle Aurora
Not worth it," Cheryl decreed, "been there, done that, got the fuckin' t-shirt and it didn't fit so I threw the motherfucker out.
— Kristen Ashley
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
— Rachel Vincent
Trust is like a mirror; once its broken, you can glue it back together, but you can still see the cracks in that motherfucker's reflection.
— Jessica N. Watkins
He was fine dying here, long as this motherfucker died first." -- The Devil in Snakeskins
— Andy Henion
That is one boss, bold, bladed motherfucker.
— Tina Fey
This grown man who now phones his father to say, Motherfucker, I ain't seen pussy so long, I'd throw stones at it.
— David Sedaris
He isn't my man."
"Girl, it don't matter you don't think he is, he thinks he is. Therefore in Badass Motherfucker Land, that means he is. — Kristen Ashley
"Girl, it don't matter you don't think he is, he thinks he is. Therefore in Badass Motherfucker Land, that means he is. — Kristen Ashley
Andross, you motherfucker.
— Brent Weeks
But somewhere in my circle of supposed loyal "fam" was a dirty motherfucker. The accusations were pointing at everybody.
— Jessica N. Watkins
round. Then I'm calling the fight. You knock this motherfucker out right now or it's over.
— Aly Martinez
Don't ever aggress on that motherfucker....
— J.R. Ward
Guilt is motherfucker,... it takes everything motivation, aspiration and soul. (Kill Game 2015)
— Deyth Banger
Sato said softly, "Bottom-san, please to understand, if you call me 'motherfucker' again, I shall be forced to kill you.
— Dan Simmons
Good food makes me want to hit a punching bag like, Dat's right motherfucker. You done did it there.
— Eddie Huang
It was the kind of bar where everybody knew your name, as long as your name was 'Motherfucker'.
— John Connolly
Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.
— Josh Bazell
I wish there was a way that 1988 Ice Cube could be introduced to 2014 Ice Cube. He would be as astounded as a motherfucker.
— Shea Serrano
FLAME ON, MOTHERFUCKER!
— Nicole Hamlett
When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat
— Stieg Larsson
Write like a motherfucker.
— Cheryl Strayed
Good friends, very good what's the equation motherfucker???
— Deyth Banger
Your father's impressive.'He's a scary motherfucker, but we get along well.
— Aleksandr Voinov
The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits").
— Mary Norris
I'm a pioneer, motherfucker.
— Dena Rash Guzman
Get out of the road, you dumb motherfucker!
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.
— Don Roff
I'm a woman. That means I break hard. And mend like a motherfucker; all sexy and full of heartbreakingly beautiful scars.
— Staceyann Chin
Anybody can play. The note is only 20 percent. The attitude of the motherfucker who plays it is 80 percent.
— Miles Davis
The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her
over and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker! — Lydia Davis
over and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker! — Lydia Davis
he came into the store to threaten you with math and philosophy. The motherfucker's going down.
— Jonathan L. Howard
Fuck you, Jack Ching," David Emerson swore. He found the keys were still in the ignition, and turned them. "Yeah. It's jackalope season, motherfucker.
— Chad Huskins
If it's you or me I'd make yourself right with God, motherfucker.
— Teresa Mummert
Game On, Motherfucker.....
— Mindy
Semper Fi! MotherFucker!
— U.S. Marine Corps
Fucking goddamn shit motherfucker. It really is you.
— Linda Kage
Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
— Tucker Max
You're the scarest motherfucker in the room.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
The unifying theme is resilience and faith. The unifying theme is being a warrior and a motherfucker. It is not fragility. It's strength. It's nerve.
— Cheryl Strayed
Winning is a bitch, but revenge is a motherfucker.
— Ronda Rousey
He watched its heart beating. He watched it blinking. "You are one ugly motherfucker.
— Blake Crouch
But Felix was no longer Felix. He was a vampire motherfucker.
— Guillermo Del Toro
You've now got a reputation as a scary motherfucker with no limits when it comes to your kid and your pack." The
— Nalini Singh
Though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the evilest motherfucker in the valley
— Alex Garland
If I had to fight dirty to keep him, then I'd be the dirtiest motherfucker there ever was.
— Cambria Hebert
Knock-knock, motherfucker.
— Jenny Lawson
Truth is a troublesome motherfucker unless it's handled properly
— Patrick Rothfuss
Ares sends his regards, motherfucker.
— Pierce Brown
I kill with my heart, motherfucker
— Stephen King
humanity you sick motherfucker.
— Charles Bukowski
You really are one mad Irish motherfucker.
— Gregory David Roberts
Today. Also, use the word motherfucker at some point. You'll feel a lot better. Trust me.
— Penelope Douglas
You're the scariest motherfucker in the room.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I know why Jesus wept, motherfucker.
— James O'Barr
That motherfucker hurt our coya, you son of a bitch, and if you're going to kill anyone, put the gun to your head first.(less)
— Lora Leigh
This Zippo read, 'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil.. for I'm the baddest motherfucker in the valley.
— Paullina Simons
Necessity is the motherfucker of invention.
— Christopher Buckley
I like to quote Shakespeare. But in this case, the rapper Eminem said it best: Words are a motherfucker.
— Jillian Keenan
that fucking motherfucker
— Kristen Ashley
My goal is to always come from a place of love ... but sometimes you just have to break it down for a motherfucker
— RuPaul
How do you like your peace now, motherfucker?
— John Scalzi
Fuck you . . . you fucking body-dysmorphia porn-addict trust-fund-baby compulsive-masturbation motherfucker.
— Warren Ellis
If I told you once, I told you a million times: you're a handsome motherfucker. I'm almost gay for you.
— Debra Anastasia
Life hurts. Hell, it hurts like a motherfucker.
— S.L. Jennings
I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
and I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole, said Stagger Lee. — Nick Cave
and I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole, said Stagger Lee. — Nick Cave
How's that? Do I look like Errol Flynn?" "You are a dashing motherfucker," she told him. She
— Joe Hill
That boy is a badass motherfucker.
Badass motherfuckers get their coffee first. It's a rule at Fortnum's. — Kristen Ashley
Badass motherfuckers get their coffee first. It's a rule at Fortnum's. — Kristen Ashley
You had to know when it made sense to try to untangle something and when to just cut the motherfucker loose.
— Joe Hill
Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there with a fucking coat hanger and give you something to fucking kick about
— David Sedaris
Weeks passed, but my Word-A-Day Calendar was stuck on motherfucker.
— Colson Whitehead
I felt like it needed some color down there, so I painted the walls with the motherfucker.
— Joe Hill
Steady had always suspected Ethan "Ozzie" Sykes, despite his constant joking and bad taste in eighties music, was one tough motherfucker.
— Julie Ann Walker
I nodded and made a notation on my legal pad. It read Got you, motherfucker.
— Michael Connelly
You have the right to every end of your exploration and no motherfucker anywhere can tell you otherwise ...
— Ta-Nehisi Coates
Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker!
- Sleeping with the Fishes — MaryJanice Davidson
- Sleeping with the Fishes — MaryJanice Davidson
Life has so many tuneless days... what better posture to take than to become a whimsical motherfucker?
— Kathleen Collins
Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and shoot her in the eyes.
— Elle Casey
Motherfucker," he groaned. "No Gamble, and I'm stuck in a class with not one, or even two, but three untouchables. This is going to suck ... ass.
— Linda Kage
Cucumbers are better, motherfucker," Vic told the corpse.
— Gavin G. Smith
Mook standing across the room naked. I looked down at myself and I was completely naked. This motherfucker had kidnapped and raped me.
— Mz. Lady P
Read it like a motherfucker.
— Cheryl Strayed
Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.
— Don Roff
I'll kill him, I'll kill that motherfucker,
— Lucian Bane
I don't have to beat you. I don't have to beat you, motherfucker. I just have to keep you here ... until Jean shows up.
— Scott Lynch
This is her husband motherfucker. Don't call my wife's phone again," With that Uri hangs up.
— Blue Saffire
You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker! Tyler shouted.
— Jeaniene Frost
the history of a tough motherfucker he
— Charles Bukowski
Bingo, motherfucker--this shit's for real.
— Nevaeh Lee