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I'm so glamorous even in pajamas.
— Kim Heechul
I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and moving book. It's like Eat, Pray, Love, with recipes.
— A. J. Jacobs
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.
— Kristen Schaal
We're going to move left and right at the same time.
— Jerry Brown
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.
— Woody Allen
Saw Gamache shaking his head he reconsidered. Not the maps?
— Louise Penny
It's funny, but ... you're sort of a moving target for fortune, and you never know when it will befall you.
— Thomas McGuane
Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.
— John Madden
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
— Zach Galifianakis
Do you think there's anything to eat in this forest?""Yes," said the wizard bitterly, "us. — Terry Pratchett
Come, then," returned the nephew gaily. "What right have you to be dismal? What reason have you to be morose? You're rich enough.
— Charles Dickens
I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you.
— Steven Strogatz
I offered to pee on him, but they said no
— James Patterson
Keep moving!" "Bea's arguing with the floor. — Joel N. Ross
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
— Steven Wright
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering.
— Christian Cantrell
The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down.
— William E. Coles Jr.
You realize the importance of what you have when you survive the realization of what you don't.
— Jacelyn Rye
As an extension of Christ in the lives of his children is the only trend enough for a woman's precious energies.
— Elaine A. Cannon
When someone close to you dies, move seats.
— Jimmy Carr
There is nothing like a grocery list to remind us how human we are.
— Susan Wittig Albert
