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Mrs Claus Quotes By Tracy McMillan: You can't trick The Universe - it's like

You can't trick The Universe - it's like Santa Claus that way. — Tracy McMillan

Mrs Claus Quotes By Peter Dinklage: I was once part of a Christmas cabaret.

I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. It was quite absurd. — Peter Dinklage

Mrs Claus Quotes By Jude Wanniski: The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy

The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus, — Jude Wanniski

Mrs Claus Quotes By Soraya Diase Coffelt: Reading is one of the best ways to

Reading is one of the best ways to bond with your child. Bond this Christmas with "It's Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus — Soraya Diase Coffelt

Mrs Claus Quotes By Doug Larson: For every little kid who still believes in

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling. — Doug Larson

Mrs Claus Quotes By David Cross: I have always tried to use humor to

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted. — David Cross

Mrs Claus Quotes By Claire Cook: It's easy to look like Santa Claus when

It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries. — Claire Cook

Mrs Claus Quotes By Milton Berle: Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide. — Milton Berle

Mrs Claus Quotes By Floyd Landis: Look, at some point, people have to tell

Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it, but it's just not real. — Floyd Landis

Mrs Claus Quotes By Mindee Arnett: So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers

So Santa Claus is bogus but Grim Reapers are the genuine article. What does that say about the world? — Mindee Arnett

Mrs Claus Quotes By John Shelby Spong: Prayer is not adult letters written to Santa

Prayer is not adult letters written to Santa Claus, and God is not some parent-like figure up in the sky who's going to take care of us. — John Shelby Spong

Mrs Claus Quotes By James Friend: He would be billed, in short, as being

He would be billed, in short, as being something like Jesus Christ, Albert Einstein, Alexander the Great, and Santa Claus all rolled into one. Not — James Friend

Mrs Claus Quotes By Kathryn Perez: Holy Santa Claus shit, Nic!

Holy Santa Claus shit, Nic! — Kathryn Perez

Mrs Claus Quotes By Patti Page: The title of that great Christmas song was

The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. — Patti Page

Mrs Claus Quotes By H.L. Mencken: God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat. — H.L. Mencken

Mrs Claus Quotes By Steven Wright: The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. — Steven Wright

Mrs Claus Quotes By Tom Robbins: Tilli stroked her Chihuahua. Max's heart made a

Tilli stroked her Chihuahua. Max's heart made a sound like the sleigh bells on Mrs. Santa Claus's dildo. — Tom Robbins

Mrs Claus Quotes By Dennis Franz: One of the things I had a hard

One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts. — Dennis Franz

Mrs Claus Quotes By Oliver Markus: God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

Mrs Claus Quotes By Francis Pharcellus Church: Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! — Francis Pharcellus Church

Mrs Claus Quotes By Orson Scott Card: Like Santa Claus. You adults pretend he doesn't

Like Santa Claus. You adults pretend he doesn't exist, but we know that he really does. — Orson Scott Card

Mrs Claus Quotes By Rush Limbaugh: In a country of children where the option

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins? — Rush Limbaugh

Mrs Claus Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth.

Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Claus. — Chuck Palahniuk

Mrs Claus Quotes By Dick Gregory: I never believed in Santa Claus because I

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. — Dick Gregory

Mrs Claus Quotes By Maud Lindsay: All the world is happy when Santa Claus

All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes. — Maud Lindsay

Mrs Claus Quotes By Joe Nichols: I was probably nine or ten the first

I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus. — Joe Nichols

Mrs Claus Quotes By Annie Dillard: Like everyone in his right mind, I feared

Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus. — Annie Dillard

Mrs Claus Quotes By Julia Sweeney: Our family was too strange and weird for

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental. — Julia Sweeney

Mrs Claus Quotes By Pat Boone: The greatest thing is not to believe in

The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus. — Pat Boone

Mrs Claus Quotes By David Gerrold: I felt like a kid at Santa Claus's

I felt like a kid at Santa Claus's funeral. — David Gerrold

Mrs Claus Quotes By J.R. Ward: Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could

Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus. — J.R. Ward

Mrs Claus Quotes By Bil Keane: God put Santa Claus on earth to remind

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane