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The taste of chalk. The sun lays its copper thumbs on my eyelids. The radio plays the monologue of a dog. What is the formula for tomorrow?
— Warren Heiti
What I love doing is taking my dog for runs.
— Seann William Scott
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.
— Anne Lamott
This is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog.
— Shane Tronc
On my days off, I like to be outdoors - on my bike or walking the dog or swimming - so it's important anyone I date is also into fitness.
— Mollie King
PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.
— Mitt Romney
I enjoy working out. That is important for me. Whether it's a hike with my dog or an hour at the gym, I like to maintain an active lifestyle.
— Cara Santana
My dog is vicious to the uninvited guest, lavishly affectionate to the invited one, and so freakishly acute that he has mastered the English language.
— Jean Hanff Korelitz
I don't really understand that process called reincarnation but if there is such a thing I'd like to come back as my daughter's dog.
— Leonard Cohen
Rudy is a mutt; my father says he's a cross between a chihuahua and a German shepherd, which must've been some wild dog sex.
— Ned Vizzini
You ate my dog, you undead freak!"
Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is 'corporeally
challenged' now. No need to be rude. — Adam P. Knave
Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is 'corporeally
challenged' now. No need to be rude. — Adam P. Knave
And the dog of my future, lying at my feet, is snoring now.
— Kurt Vonnegut
My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
— Craig Shoemaker
Desmo is my guard dog, but he has a sweet side, too. Nothing entertains him (or me) more than when I blow bubbles and he can chase them.
— Debi Mazar
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I don't like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time.
— Shirley Maclaine
I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry.
— Ana Gasteyer
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
— Gertrude Stein
She is my "Soul Dog" and I totally get it now.
— Christy Bright
My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted.
— Edward Abbey
I remember my father explaining, "A capitalist system is a dog-eat-dog system."
— Frances Fox Piven
Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog.
— Tom Felton
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.
— H. G. Bissinger
My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!
— Emily VanCamp
Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.
— Tim Conway
Not wishing to blow my own trumpet, I'm as near to being the perfect dog owner as it is possible to be.
— Mark Barrowcliffe
I do not think you are wrong for living the life you were born in. A dog must be a dog and a wolf must be a wolf, that is the proverb in my county
— Chris Cleave
What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
— Rodman Philbrick
My dog is going to come back to me. I'm going to find him, and I'm going to bring him home. We're going to be together, again.
— Gail Graham
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day.
— Michael J. Fox
The state of shock is losing its
charm. I want my brain back. Can't it just shake itself off like
a dog already and get back to work? — Kendare Blake
charm. I want my brain back. Can't it just shake itself off like
a dog already and get back to work? — Kendare Blake
My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
— Carl T. Rowan
Love is love," I told her, as I tell all of my patients who are ashamed to find themselves shattered by the death of a dog. "Loss is loss.
— Meg Donohue
Hot dog? Bible? Now that poses a problem! Which is hungrier-my stomach or my soul?
— Jerome Lawrence
One of my favorite things about playing Avery Jennings on 'Dog With a Blog' is that I get to play a real teenager who deals with everyday issues.
— G. Hannelius
I wiggle my eyebrows. 'Sorry, Evan, I can't make out with you wile the dog is aligning himself with a magnetic field.
— Cheyanne Young
My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.
— Michael Sheen
This dog is mine," said those poor children; "that is my place in the sun." Here is the beginning and the image of the usurpation of all the earth.
— Blaise Pascal
I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats.
— Ellen DeGeneres
The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog.
— Justin Halpern
My health is important to me. I run with my dog, twice or three times a week.
— Honeysuckle Weeks
and let me remember that my courage is a wild dog; it won't just come when I call it, I have to chase it down and hold on as tight as I can.
— Ze Frank
Walking my dogs, playing with my kids - all of that is really good stuff to keep me centered.
— John Feldmann
My son Matthew's beloved dog is a Jack Russell. His name is Buster. Matthew picked him as a puppy, when he was tiny himself.
— Rob Lowe
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
— Gypsy Rose Lee
We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.
— Jimmy Fallon
My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding? ... Noooo ... as funny as that is, I'm not
— Ellen DeGeneres
William Shakespeare: My muse, as always, is Aphrodite.
Philip Henslowe: Aphrodite Baggett, who does it behind the Dog and Crumpet? — Marc Norman
Philip Henslowe: Aphrodite Baggett, who does it behind the Dog and Crumpet? — Marc Norman
The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.
— Robert Pattinson
I do feel a lot more comfortable when my dog is with me.
— Brian Schweitzer
My dog is an atheist: he no longer believes in me.
— Francois Cavanna
My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
— Dana Gould
Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.
— The Walking Dead
The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'
— Jimmy Fallon
So long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it.
— Swami Vivekananda
I have had a great misfortune; my dear old dog is dead.
— Mary Russell Mitford
The dogs, and home, privacy is my constant.
— Dan Fogelberg
Without a word, my dog taught me the meaning of love.
— Leila Grandemange
My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.
— Karina Halle
My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.
— Margaret Smith Court
I opened my eyes to find a fuzzy face staring into mine. I laughed and scratched Boomer's head. "Your dog is a pervert, he watched the whole thing.
— E.M. Denning
I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!
— Jonah Goldberg
No one in my family is in show business, unless you count dog shows as show business.
— Rebel Wilson
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.
— Bill Maher
'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.
— Penn Jillette
He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a
a
a meat dog," said the girl. — L. Frank Baum
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a
a
a meat dog," said the girl. — L. Frank Baum