My Girlfriend Quotes
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My Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?""Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!
— John Green
Come here my fattin' up girlfriend and give me some kissin'.
— Sherry Gammon
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.
— Mike Tyson
I don't like to talk about girlfriend stuff. It's not necessary. I try to keep my relationships separate from everything else.
— Orlando Bloom
You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.
— Rachel Caine
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.
— Kim Raver
I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark.
— Penelope Douglas
Girlfriend isn't enough to describe you, Tate. That term is disposable. You're not my girlfriend, my girl, or my woman. You're. Just. Mine,
— Penelope Douglas
I'm in love with my corporate girlfriend,with the Cyclops heart — Phil Volatile
Leave ... my girlfriend ... alone.
— Rainbow Rowell
If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her.
— Justin Bieber
I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me.
— Wissam Al Mana
It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'
— Conan O'Brien
Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn't get enough, and I didn't want to quit.
— Jamie McGuire
Cadence Taylor is my girlfriend and no matter what the people walking around us think, I'm going to treat her that way.
— Melyssa Winchester
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success.
— Andre Bramble
The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom's bras is a dead man!
— R.L. Mathewson
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.
— Anthony Jeselnik
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person ... so I can get a better girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor.
— Randy Newman
I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it.
— Rachel Caine
When I'm falling, my girlfriends are my soft landing.
— Anna Quindlen
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'
— Gilbert Gottfried
My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.
— Elliott Smith
My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his head up with his hand. "The most beautiful woman at Eastern is my girlfriend. That's insanity.
— Jamie McGuire
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
— Jimmy Carr
My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman wants the same thing in a relationship: to be adored.
— Neil Strauss
Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world.
— Hassan Blasim
I want my next girlfriend to be my wife.
— Daniel Matsunaga
Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her.
— Stacey Wallace Benefiel
Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot.
— Roger Hodgson
I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.
— Demian Bichir
I am hopeless, romantic, and I love to spoil my girlfriend
— Orlando Bloom
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.
— Mitch Hedberg
I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy.
— Mark Kozelek
My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater!
— Breckin Meyer
MY GIRLFRIEND'S SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT.
— Annabel Monaghan
When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Sokka: "My first girlfriend turned into the moon."Zuko: "That's tough buddy. — Michael Dante DiMartino
My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.
— Robbie Amell
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
— Adam Ferrara
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.
— Dov Davidoff
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.
— Frank Black
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?
— Anthony Jeselnik
I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels!
— Austin Butler
My first clue time travel could be possible was in the barber's chair the day before my girlfriend's funeral.
— Timothy C. Ward
You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want.""I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards.
— Alison Moyet
My fans are all my girlfriends
— Greyson Chance
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you.
— John Mellencamp
A source told me that you don't do girlfriends.""Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
— Steven Wright
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
— James Floyd
You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.
— Bree Despain
She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park )
— Rainbow Rowell
When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's kind of like when I'm with my girlfriend.
— Taylor Wilson
I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time.
— Casey Wilson
My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend - big mistake. Now I'm single, so London should be really good. I'm excited.
— Ryan Lochte
Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend.
— Mark Salling
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police.
— James Norton
I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!
— Niall Horan
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
— Johnny Knoxville
First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife.
— Avinash Kaushik
My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She's tied up in the trunk this very moment.
— Jarod Kintz
My girlfriend has been the ice.
— Apolo Ohno
My girlfriend has read all the 'Game of Thrones' books - twice.
— Thomas Brodie-Sangster
