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My Girlfriend Can Quotes By R.K. Lilley: If you can't be civil to my girlfriend

If you can't be civil to my girlfriend you can fucking walk away. — R.K. Lilley

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Miranda Lambert: Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I

Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. — Miranda Lambert

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Wendy Higgins: My girlfriend is a party girl angel who

My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook. — Wendy Higgins

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Zayn Malik: I can't swim but if my girlfriend was

I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. — Zayn Malik

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Justin Bieber: The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't

The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend. — Justin Bieber

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Amy Sedaris: Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. — Amy Sedaris

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Joe Abercrombie: I can see her on your arm like

I can see her on your arm like an empty dress, a kind of echo at a higher pitch. — Joe Abercrombie

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Elle Kennedy: He's got plans with the girlfriend." Gage rolled

He's got plans with the girlfriend." Gage rolled his eyes. "You can say her name, man. She's not Voldemort, you know. — Elle Kennedy

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Jessica Alba: I can't tell you how great it is

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. — Jessica Alba

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Ani San: She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever

She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want to her. In fact, I'm going to take her home and fuck her from here to eternity, how about that? — Ani San

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend was just killed in a car

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time. — Anthony Jeselnik

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Harry Styles: I can make your girlfriend scream louder than

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. — Harry Styles

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Lili St. Crow: Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he

Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out to be crazy. — Lili St. Crow

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Tina Brown: If a star football player can have a

If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress? — Tina Brown

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Kiersten White: Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone

Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend? — Kiersten White

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Douglas Booth: I may not have seen my girlfriend for

I may not have seen my girlfriend for two or three months, but then we can spend two or three months together solidly. It's swings and roundabouts. — Douglas Booth

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend makes me want to be a

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person ... so I can get a better girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Taylor Swift: They can say whatever they want about my

They can say whatever they want about my personal life because I know what my personal life is, and it involves a lot of TV and cats and girlfriends. — Taylor Swift

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Harry Styles: I like girls, but I prefer having a

I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil. — Harry Styles

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Jim C. Hines: Isaac, tell your girlfriend she can't bring weapons

Isaac, tell your girlfriend she can't bring weapons into holy-shit-your-spider's-on-fire! — Jim C. Hines

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Jackie Warner: I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself

I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend. — Jackie Warner

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Shannen Doherty: I help relationships come to an end or

I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job. — Shannen Doherty

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Carlos Ruiz Zafon: Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't

Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't understand or value her until she goes off with someone else, never to return. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Linda Morris: Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your

Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Seth Meyers: When my girlfriend and I talk about being

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. — Seth Meyers

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: If you have a girlfriend and still can't

If you have a girlfriend and still can't get laid; you better get a boyfriend — M.F. Moonzajer

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Michael Schoeffling: I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can

I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho? — Michael Schoeffling

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Niall Horan: I want a girlfriend who can eat like

I want a girlfriend who can eat like me — Niall Horan

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Anna Wintour: 'Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion

'Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend. — Anna Wintour

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Manti Te'o: My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while

My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.' — Manti Te'o

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm

I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic. — Fran Lebowitz

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Kyle Schmid: I have said nothing because there is nothing

I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. — Kyle Schmid

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it. — Anthony Jeselnik

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Chetan Bhagat: There are things some people can never understand.there's

There are things some people can never understand.there's no point to telling them. — Chetan Bhagat

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Robert Harling: Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. — Robert Harling

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Alanis Morissette: I can be in the worst PMS, Mercury

I can be in the worst PMS, Mercury in retrograde, most awful circumstance - and then if my girlfriends and I are giggling about it, everything's okay. — Alanis Morissette

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By David Thorne: You can't trust girls. When I get a

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work. — David Thorne

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Sid: Sometimes you have to leave someone special without

Sometimes you have to leave someone special without any reason, Sometimes you can't leave the person with thousands of reason to leave — Sid

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Billy Connolly: A mate of mine has just told me

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!" — Billy Connolly

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Sandra Thomas: I love you with the passion of a

I love you with the passion of a drowning man for breathing air. I can't just have enough of you and having you a little would be disastrous. — Sandra Thomas

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Ben Lopez: It's like getting your girlfriend pregnant, you can't

It's like getting your girlfriend pregnant, you can't unscrew her. — Ben Lopez

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Kimberly Hahn: If you can't keep your hands off your

If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter. — Kimberly Hahn

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Anne Fortier: You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle,

You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law? — Anne Fortier

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Deion Sanders: Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets.

Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions. — Deion Sanders

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Jennifer Niven: Writing was what I did best, better than

Writing was what I did best, better than being a daughter or girlfriend or sister. Writing was me. But now writing is one of the things I can't do. — Jennifer Niven

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: A single girlfriend can play an important role

A single girlfriend can play an important role in success of your career but a bunch of girlfriends can seriously ruins your successful life. — Wiz Khalifa

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Sarah Shahi: Just because we are women doesn't mean the

Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend. — Sarah Shahi

My Girlfriend Can Quotes By Steve Wozniak: Not everything in life can go perfectly according

Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had. — Steve Wozniak